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Thanksgiving… Piece of Cake!

Thanksgiving… Piece of Cake!

Reading Time: 6 minutesThe holidays make me do crazy things. Shopping at midnight to save $30 is one of those things. Yeah, that’s not as hardcore as I used to be… Breaking night on the same night every year, standing in line for 7 or 8 hours in …Read More….

Pumpkin Spiced Mini Doughnut Muffin Hole Thingies

Pumpkin Spiced Mini Doughnut Muffin Hole Thingies

Reading Time: 5 minutesSo it would seem as if every food blog you go to has these little balls of goodness. Even saw them on TV the other day being sold in a bakery somewhere. The popularity of them is both attracting and discouraging. I don’t really want …Read More….

Johnny Pumpkin Seed

Johnny Pumpkin Seed

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I know I said I was going to do a few sweet posts in a row. But you can’t blame me for going back on that for this one post. More than likely, there’s only a few days left before you’ll come across the opportunity to make these. Not to mention the fact that they’re downright addicting.

And to be honest, I did try to make a sweet version, but I failed. And I failed bad.

Don’t look at me like that! I’ve never done this before! In my adult life, this is the first time I’ve ever carved a pumpkin (with my wife’s help), let alone roasted pumpkin seeds.

Which, by the way, I think the carving went fairly well…

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But I’m not here to talk pumpkin, I’m here to talk seeds. Addicting, little seeds.

When I was getting advice, thinking, and researching on how to roast the seeds, I was getting crazy excited, finding a few recipes that sounded amazing. Like one with Balsamic Vinegar, Olive Oil and salt, or another with garlic and parmesan. Pumpkin seeds seem to be rather flexible. So I split up my batch and made one regular with salt and oil, and the other with butter, cinnamon, pumpkin pie spice, ginger, and brown sugar. Sadly, the sugar and spice one did not come out the way I was hoping. And by sadly, I mean if my kid wasn’t there, I probably would have cried. But if I get my hands on some more seeds I’ll give it another try.

I’ll have to fight myself to not make the salt and oil ones again though. Because… Boy, oh boy…


Roasted Pumpkin Seeds:

                             2 cups ~ Pumpkin Seeds
                2 tablespoons ~ Extra Virgin Olive Oil
a good 1 1/2 teaspoons ~ Kosher or Sea Salt


Notes:

  • Like I said, there are a bunch of different, tasty sounding recipes. But this seems like the go-to, can’t beat method. So simple, so easy and so good. A few grinds of freshly cracked pepper would probably be welcomed, but other than that, it’s pretty perfect.

Let’s get to roastin’!:

  • First and foremost, you need to get the seeds out of the pumpkin. When you’re scooping it out, put all of the innards in a big bowl.

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  • Turn on the oven to 300. 

Now, I’m pretty sure I went about this the wrong way, because I spent a good 4 hours (the clock said 15 minutes, but I think it was on the fritz) trying to pick out all the seeds from the orange goop. I wanted to keep the stringy mess to puree it and make a pumpkin pie. But honestly, I don’t have time for all that. Especially when I have 3 cans of the stuff in the pantry. But once I had freed all the seeds from their membrane prison, I filled up the bowl with water and watched all the seeds float to the top. So I guess I could have just done that from the beginning and saved me about 3 and a half freaking hours.

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  • So if you want to, go through and get all the big clumps of pumpkiny entrails out first. Then fill up the bowl with water and use a slotted spoon, spider, or just your hands to skim out the seeds into a strainer. If you’re using the water method from the beginning, once the initial floaters are scooped, just rustle the sunken remains around until you loosen up the rest of the seeds.

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  • You’ll notice the seeds are fairly slimy. You’re not going to get much of anything to hold on to them like that, so what I did was lightly pat them dry with a paper towel (they’re going to get stuck to the paper towel, so I hope the paper towel you’re using isn’t thin. If it is, then skip the paper towel), then put them on a parchment lined sheet tray and put them in the oven for 10 minutes. That dried them out perfectly for me without roasting them. Once they’re done drying, turn the oven up to 350.

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  • So once they’re dried out, put them in a bowl and add the olive oil and salt then toss till they’re coated. Once coated, arrange them in a single layer on a parchment lined sheet tray (I used the same one I dried them on). Put them in the 350 oven for about 20 – 30 minutes, making sure to take them out and shuffle them around every 10 minutes.

Heck, if you want to experiment, go for the spiced version:

Take 1 teaspoon of pumpkin pie spice, 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon, 1/4 teaspoon of ginger and 1/4 teaspoon of fresh grated nutmeg, and mix it in the dried pumpkin seeds with 1 tablespoon of melted butter. I’m pretty sure where I went wrong was the brown sugar, so just leave that out and you should be fine. Let me know if it works.

Once they get a little golden, I took them out. If you want them a little darker and crispier, by all means keep them in a few minutes longer. But this works for me.

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I know it’s going to be hard, but you have to wait till they cool down before you pop one in your mouth. I mean, you don’t have to, but don’t blame me when your mouth is blistered.

One Cookie To Rule The Fall

One Cookie To Rule The Fall

Reading Time: 8 minutesI cannot begin to describe the shame I feel I have brought myself. My disappointment Is the size of Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! Why? You know why. Don’t sit there and act like you haven’t been shaking your head at me for weeks. Look at me, here, …Read More….

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Spaghetti

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Spaghetti

Reading Time: 8 minutes  I’ve mentioned before that we have a fairly repetitive rotation of meals we eat throughout the week. Some things get retired or get put on the back burner, so to speak, when we get tired of it. The beloved Taco Tuesday has seen this fate …Read More….

Déjà Garlic Bread

Déjà Garlic Bread

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I would like to take this time to apologize.

Why am I apologizing? Well, one, because I feel like I’m neglecting all 9 of you who regularly check out my blog. I’ve been crazy busy with moving and I’m missing out on primo fall-time recipe opportunities. So for that, I’m deeply sorry.

And two, because I’m posting about Garlic Bread again.

I know, I know. All I’ve been posting about lately is garlic and bread, and I really do feel terrible about it. To think that I’m making you sit there and look at all these posts talking about the same thing over and over again, I feel like a monster. Like I’m holding you against your will and just blatantly abusing your eyes with the same crap while trying to make it better by putting it in a different toilet. I know, it’s too much garlic, right? You agree? Is it too much garlic?

No! The answer is NO!

Geeze, are you kidding me?! There is no such thing as too much garlic! And you know what, if I were to post about garlic for a month straight, I really don’t think you’d have any objections, would you? Yeeeeeeeeah, that’s what I thought. And don’t think I didn’t see you there agreeing with what I was just saying, I know who you are and you should be ashamed of yourself.

“…Same crap, different toilet…”

How dare you say that about garlic bread!


Garlic Bread Part II:

                 1 each ~ Baguette Loaf
   4 tablespoons ~ Garlic Oil
         1 teaspoon ~ Dried Oregano
         1 teaspoon ~ Dried Thyme
   2 tablespoons ~ Grated Parmesan
generous pinch ~ Salt & Pepper


Notes:

  • If for some reason you don’t know how to make garlic oil, allow me to guide you to my last post, The Garlic of the Gods. When you are done with that simple, 45 minute task, you will have enough garlic oil for this and then some.
  • If it’s too tedious to put garlic and oil in an oven for 45 minutes, I understand. Replace the garlic oil with regular extra virgin olive oil, and add either 2 tablespoons of chopped garlic, or 1 tablespoon of garlic powder and add it as you would add the dried herbs. Just remember, the garlic oil is what’s going to give it a better, deeper flavor.
  • I used to use butter in this recipe instead of oil. But the oil doesn’t take anything away from it and you feel a little better after you’ve had your 5th or 6th piece.
  • You can really play this recipe by ear. If you don’t like oregano, replace it with something you do like. If you love it, add more. If you want the bread to have a little kick, add red pepper flakes, etc. Consider this, like many other recipes I give you, as more of a guideline.

Alright, to get the ball rolling:

  • Set the oven to 350. Cut your baguette in half lengthwise as if you were making a huge sandwich. You don’t have to use the whole loaf if it’ll be too much, so don’t feel like you have to make the whole thing. I know baguettes are fairly long.

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  • Now take the garlic oil and give it a nice drizzle on the bread. Don’t put too much though or you’ll have an oily, greasy mess that no one would want to take a second bite into. Next, depending on how salty your oil is, add the salt and pepper, and then the herbs, then the cheese. You want to sprinkle everything evenly around so it’s all covered. You can grate some fresh Parmesan on there instead of the already grated stuff you buy, either way you will win.

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  • After everything is partying together on the bready dance floor, pop it in the oven for 8-12 minutes. Check it at 8, and if by 10 or 11 it’s not browning yet, go ahead and turn on the broiler for about 2 minutes. But watch it! The broiler is your best friend for the minute or two you need it, but if you forget about it, you’re going to be cursing it out for the rest of the night.

I don’t need to tell you what you’re looking for. Once you see the bread bubbling and the top and edges crisping up to a nice, golden brown, you’ll know that your job is done and that whoever you’re making this for will fall madly in love with you.

Because that, my friends, is the power of Garlic.

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The Garlic of the Gods

The Garlic of the Gods

Reading Time: 4 minutesI’ve been in this garlicy, bready kind of mood lately, have you noticed? Nah, I bet you didn’t. But if you did, you’re probably wondering what I have up my sleeve next. Go ahead, guess.. (If you guessed bread, I’ll give you another chance to …Read More….

What the Focaccia?!

What the Focaccia?!

Reading Time: 7 minutesBeing someone who has worked in the kitchen, you know what’s right and what’s wrong. You know where someone in the back is cutting corners, and you know why. You can tell when something is done on purpose, like strategically placing burnt, overdone potatoes underneath …Read More….

Garlic + Bread = Love

Garlic + Bread = Love

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Have you ever had a giant bowl of pasta, then afterwards still feel a little empty inside? Like something was missing and you just couldn’t figure out what? Well I’ll tell you what was missing…

Garlic Bread.

If you’re having pasta, no matter how much of it you have in front of you, there should always be a plate of garlic bread near by. Matter of fact, I’m sure that’s written in stone somewhere.

And I’m not talking about Olive Garden garlic breadsticks here. I’m talking…

Oh no.. Don’t you sit there and act like you never went to Olive Garden and had their breadsticks. Everyone has. Heck, it’s all people eat there, it’s a proven statistic. A sad one, but it was documented.

But I’m not here to talk about Olive Garden or how fake and terrible they are. I’ll save all that rage for another post.No, let’s get back to the matter at hand. Garlic bread. Real garlic bread. You know, with actual garlic.

I know I say it in every post, but I can’t stress the simplicity of this. If you are that person who buys the loaves of frozen garlic bread in the store, then you really need to just stop. Seriously, don’t buy anymore, those are disgraceful. Pulling that out of the freezer, into the oven and calling it garlic bread is like saying you’re going out for an authentic Italian dinner, and then driving to the Olive Garden.

Damn Olive Garden, just keeps on coming back up. (zing!):


Garlic Bread:

                  1 each ~ Baguette or other long crusty bread
  1 stick (½ cup) ~ unsalted Butter
1 ½ tablespoons ~ Fresh Garlic, chopped
    2 tablespoons ~ Cilantro, chopped
             To Taste ~ Salt and Pepper


Notes:

  • I have a few recipes for garlic bread. This is the more “party friendly” one since it’s more presentable and personal. I’ll do another one soon.
  • If you don’t like Cilantro for some absurd reason, you can very easily substitute it for plain ol’ parsley.
  • The salt you add can make this “ok” or it can make it “addicting”. So keep that in mind when seasoning.
  • When cutting the bread, if you want crispier bread, cut it thin. I’ve cut it as thin as a quarter of an inch. This is the size that is optimal for a party platter or for general company since it’s easy to consume and doesn’t feel like a lot at once. If you want a more hearty, chewy bread then cut it thicker, about 3/4 of an inch to an inch. This is good for dinner time where one piece can soak up some sauce and last you a bit.

Alright, fun time:

  • First things first, turn on the oven to 350°. Then chop the garlic and cilantro. I chop them both a bit rough since I don’t mind biting into a bigger piece of each. Once chopped, put the butter, garlic and cilantro in a pan and turn the heat on low.

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  • While it’s melting, cut the bread at a bias. 

If you don’t know what a bias cut is, check out this informative video that’s probably going to make you scratch your head at the simpleness it teaches. Bias means to cut at an angle, and it’s mostly for presentational purposes. You won’t be using the ends, but keep them for tasting the mixture.

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  • When you’re done cutting the bread thin or thick depending on your preference, the butter should be melted. Add a bit of salt and pepper to the butter, stir, then dip one of the ends in and taste it. What you taste is what the end product will be like, so if you need more of salt and pepper, you’ll know here instead of at the dinner table.
  • When it’s to your liking, line a sheet tray with aluminum foil then spoon some of the butter mixture onto the tray and spread it around with the back of the spoon or brush until the entire tray is covered.

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  • Place the bread on the tray while giving it a little swirl to get some butter underneath. When you have all the bread on the tray, get a pastry brush and brush the butter mixture on top of the bread. Put enough for a nice coating but don’t pour it on or you’ll have a soggy, greasy bread. If you don’t have a brush, just use a spoon, a fork, your fingers, seriously, who the hell cares?

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  • Now depending on the thickness of how you cut the bread, you’ll want to check how long you put it in the oven for. If the bread is thin, you’ll want to check it in about 8 – 10 minutes. If it’s thick, it can probably go 12 – 14 minutes.

Whichever you did, don’t walk away and forget about them. They’re going to be done when the edges are slightly golden. If you want them more golden and crispy, then by all means, you won’t hurt my feelings.

Enjoy, and don’t forget to save some for everyone else.