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Alright, I hope everyone is ready for the best salad that has ever been created! Caprese Salad with a Balsamic Reduction is easily the simplest, tastiest, most addicting salad that you’ll probably ever try. Oh man, I sincerely hope you’ve had this before. If you haven’t, please let me know so I can unfriend you.
It’s been a long time coming, getting this on the blog. I’ve made it numerous times and had multiple opportunities to document and create a post. But there’s always one thing that stopped me… The balsamic reduction.
Not because it’s complicated, I mean truly, it has to be one of the simplest, most delicious secrets of the kitchen. I think I’ve been avoiding it because balsamic vinegar is kind of a big deal. One would think all condiments are created equal. But as it turns out, balsamic vinegar is so important, there are laws regulating what can be called traditional balsamic vinegar.
See, that’s where my struggle lies. A simple sauce deriving from a complex creation. If you’ve had it or you’re just curious, you deserve to know the truth. If you think you can go on living the rest of your life as you know it without learning how it’s done, then I’m not here to change your mind. I won’t even shove the information in your face. Why?
Because what if I told you you had a choice?
You can take the blue pill and let the simplicity of balsamic reduction reflect here, with me just telling you how simple it is to make while leaving your mind uncluttered with the details of reality…
Or you can take the red pill, and follow me down the rabbit hole that goes deep into the processes of balsamic vinegar and how it’s created, opening your eyes to a mystical wonderland that is the real world…
Blue pill
I get it, why do you need to know such details? You know balsamic vinegar is great and you just go to a store and buy it. I will not judge you based on your decision, but just know, balsamic vinegar is a big deal Not really here, but in Italy it’s treated with respect. Here, you can buy a bottle of flavored cooking wine labeled as balsamic vinegar and you think you’re getting the real deal. You’re not. Don’t be fooled by imitation stuff. Read the labels, look for grape must as the first ingredient. Make sure it’s imported from Modena or Reggio Emilia. And most of all, that it was aged. This is where balsamic vinegar gets its robust flavor. I buy a big bottle of the stuff from BJ’s for $9, so it’s not something that will break the bank. Just got to know what you’re shopping for.
Red pill
Follow me…
If you’ve been to the salad dressing aisle at the store, odds are you noticed the dozens of bottles of balsamic vinegar. Most of them fairly affordable, but 2 or 3 with a price tag you don’t see yourself paying for such a small bottle of stuff. Now, I’m not here to tell you those are the bottles you should be buying, because I sure as heck don’t, but I am here to tell you prices like that are not uncommon to bottles of balsamic vinegar.
You may have heard it somewhere else, but I know you’ve at least heard it from me – balsamic vinegar is important. It’s special. It’s not your typical, manufactured condiment. Well, here it is, for the most part. But in Modena and Reggio Emilia – two old towns in Italy – it is much, much more. They’ve been producing balsamic vinegar since the middle ages and have such a respect for the traditional ways it’s produced, people around the world will easily, and without second thought, pay upwards of $500 for a 3.5 ounce bottle.
Stuff is serious, you think I’m playing. This is why you need to know balsamic is a big deal.
While you’ll never see a bottle of that quality in your local Wal-Mart, it’s always great to know they exist. That type of traditional balsamic vinegar – or Aceto Balsamico Tradizionale as it’s called – is made in such a way that no one here would even know how to properly use it. I mean, it’s something you should sip as if it were a fine liqueur, not whisk up in your favorite vinaigrette recipe. The production process for a bottle can take up to 150 years. You may be familiar with the Solera process that is also used for whiskeys, brandys, and other alcoholic beverages. To break it down, typically, Trebbiano grapes are boiled down to a must then added to a barrel along with a mother vinegar – a starter, if you will – and is left to age. But that’s not it! There are rooms full of casks, with each cask getting progressively smaller than the first. After the completion of the aging process – which must take a minimum of 12 years and go up to 150 years – vinegar is taken from the smallest cask for use, and is then replaced with the contents of the cask before it. That cask’s contents is then replaced with vinegar from the cask before it and so on until fresh, new grape must is added to the first cask to continue the process all over again. In theory, traces of the first batch placed in the casks may be present even after 100 cycles. As if this process wasn’t enough, each cask is made of a different type of wood – mulberry, a cacia, juniper, chestnut, oak, cherry, ash – so in the end, the vinegar is packed with so many different flavors from the woods, the complexity of the end product is mind boggling.
There are so many laws regarding balsamic vinegar in Italy, one would think it silly. Like the caps and labels when it comes to aceto balsamico tradizionale, for instance, are there for reasons. If the vinegar comes from Reggio Emilia, the label colors signify how long it’s been aged. If the vinegar comes from Modena, the cap is what’s used to indicate. Aceto Balsamico Tradizionale di Modena also has to be sold in a specific bottle as per the guidelines of consortia regulations.
Of course, that leaves us with the mystery of what we buy for $5 at the store. Yes, it’s what we know as balsamic vinegar and we’re all fine with it. But when it comes down to it, is it worth it to pay the few dollars extra for the better bottle?
The answer is always yes.
Look at the label. Cheaper balsamics add things like cooking wine, brown sugar, or caramel to try and push itself off as a top-shelf vinegar. You’ll want to find one that states it’s imported from Reggio Emilia or Modena, that it has grape must as the first ingredient on the label, and most importantly, that it has been aged. The age is the important factor here as that’s how the vinegar builds its flavor.
Finding a bottle like this near home won’t break your wallet. I buy that 1 liter bottle from BJ’s for $10 and it works just fine. No complaints from me. I use it for reductions, sauces, vinaigrettes, marinades, whatever. Just be sure to look out for the cheaper ones as those are about as far from balsamic as you can get.
Whatever path you chose, it has led you here. To you, and me… about to get our caprese on!
If there’s one thing you have to love about this salad, it has to be its simplicity. With only 5 ingredients, this is easily something you would have no problem enjoying every day. Balsamic reduction is definitely the main focus here, so it’s good to understand how it works. Just like the rest of the salad, it’s incredibly easy, despite what pricey restaurants try to tell you. Sure, the price reflects the quality and age of the vinegar, but as I said, I go with a $10 bottle at BJ’s for home use and never complain about it.
When it boils down to it (haha boils..), all you’re doing is reducing a liquid. If you didn’t know that, there’s not much more I can do to help you. You probably hear about reducing sauces and stocks all the time. It’s a very simple technique – adding a liquid to something and letting it simmer till most of what was there evaporates away, leaving you with a more concentrated product than what you started with. But you’ll be amazed how many people don’t take the time for it. It really is as simple as just letting it simmer till it reduces, yet, it’s looked at as if it’s complex.
A balsamic reduction is the super secret weapon you have in your arsenal when you're wanting to impress people at a dinner. It's the most delicious, one ingredient, magical spell you can cast on the most boring of dishes.
Pour your vinegar in a cold pot and turn it up to med-high heat.
You want it to simmer, not really boil. If you put the heat up too high and let it sit there to reduce then.. well.. bad things happen.
Let it simmer for about 10 minutes. The vapors will be filling the air in the shape of skulls and bones, the vinegar will be dancing the dance of its people and it'll reduce away. You'll notice by not only seeing where the top of the vinegar sits in the pan (if you saw where it was when you first put it in), or you can tell by the coat it leaves on a spoon or maybe even the bottom of the pan when you tilt it over.
It's a hot liquid right now so you can't tell exactly how syrup-like it is. But pour it in a container and put it aside for a bit and you'll see the fruit of your labors soon. I put mine in the fridge for a few and it's fine.
Salad
Slice your tomato and mozzarella in uniform slices. This is ideal for presentation, so if you're just going to be shoving this in your face then don't worry about being uniform.
Now, Season. Next to the reduction, seasoning the tomato and cheese is probably the next most important part of the dish.
Sprinkle the salt, grind the pepper, and try not to eat anything yet. Don't forget to flip all the slices over and give that side some love too.
At this point, depending on the condition of your reduction, you should be ready to plate. Preferably you want to wait until it's cool. So hopefully you planned in advance.
Go ahead and get a small bed of mixed greens on a plate. On top of that, put a tomato, then some cheese, and a basil leaf. Repeat in the same order till the tower is 6 high - 3 tomato and 3 cheese.
Now drizzle some oil. Then drizzle some balsamic reduction... And you're done!
Notes
One good sized tomato and one good sized ball of mozzarella is enough for the wife and I to both have 3 slices of each. Typically, that's the serving for the salad.
You can find fresh mozzarella in the specialty cheese case at your supermarkets deli/produce area. Again, I buy mine in a 3 pack at BJ's for $8.
I used a small handful of mixed greens on the bottom of the salad.
Rule of thumb: Reducing your amount of vinegar by half is good enough for a syrup consistency. You can go more, and it'll be thicker and even sweeter, so it's up to you, but by half works well for starting at 1 cup.
Basil is optional, but please include it. It's the DJ's bumpin' base to the party that's going on in your mouth.
And for the love of all that is holy, whatever you do, don't stick your face in the vapors of the evaporating vinegar. I know, that's like saying "don't look down!" but at least now you can never say I didn't warn you.
How easy is it? Let’s see..
Alright, you guys ready? I know with all the ingredients it looks so complicated, I’ll go slow.
First thing to do is the reduction. Pour your vinegar in a cold pot and turn it up to med-high heat. Be mindful of where the top of the vinegar is sitting in the pot. How close it is to the screws of the handle is usually the best place to measure. Keep it in mind so you can tell how much has evaporated later.
You want it to simmer, not really boil.
If you put the heat up too high and let it sit there to reduce then.. well.. bad things happen.
Let it simmer for about 10 minutes. The vapors will be filling the air in the shape of skulls and bones, the vinegar will be dancing the dance of its people and it’ll reduce away. You’ll notice by not only seeing where the top of the vinegar sits in the pan (if you saw where it was when you first put it in), or you can tell by the coat it leaves on a spoon or even the bottom of the pan when you tilt it over.
It’s a hot liquid right now so you can’t tell exactly how syrup-like it is. But pour it in a container and put it aside for a bit and you’ll see the fruit of your labors soon. I put mine in the fridge for a few and it’s fine.
After that’s done you can start cutting your stuff.
Slice your tomato and mozzarella in uniform slices. This is ideal for presentation, so if you’re just going to be shoving this in your face then don’t worry about being uniform.
My awesome, lefty wife, helping out.
Now, Season. Next to the reduction, seasoning the tomato and cheese is probably the next most important part of the dish. I don’t know if you’ve ever had tomato or fresh mozzarella, but there is a world of difference between seasoned and unseasoned. Since it’s easier, I lay all the slices out on the cutting board and do it there in one shot.
Sprinkle the salt, grind the pepper, and try not to eat anything yet. Don’t forget to flip all the slices over and give that side some love too.
At this point, depending on the condition of your reduction, you should be ready to plate. So go ahead and get a small bed of mixed greens on a plate. On top of that, put a tomato, then some cheese, and a basil leaf. Repeat in the same order till the tower is 6 high – 3 tomato and 3 cheese.
Now, check out your balsamic reduction. Does it look like this?
If it does, then you’re a winner! If it doesn’t, it’s probably a little warm still. Let it cool down some more and you should be good.
Once your reduction is ready, you’re in the home stretch! Just drizzle some olive oil.
Then drizzle some balsamic reduction…
And next thing you know you’re the happiest person on the block.
Do you understand now, when I say “simple”? It’s just tomatoes and cheese with a little bit of oil and sauce. Yet, the combination is so fresh, so traditional, so perfect, nothing else is needed. Like, ever.
I really hope this made you realize how easy this dish is to put together. It seems like it should be a special occasion kind of salad or appetizer, and I can totally get down with that. It’s Valentine’s Day afterall so it would be a great little way to spruce up that romantic meal. But it doesn’t have to be just for special days. Fan out the slices of tomato and cheese on a plate and call it a day, no one will care, trust me. Just get it in your belly, that’s all that matters.
How are you liking the gifs? I’m still loving it! Makes the blogs come alive, I think.
I could’ve posted this weeks ago. But I figured I’d wait till now. Caprese Salad is my mom’s favorite and Valentine’s Day is her birthday. So I thought I’d post this now as a celebration of sorts. Happy birthday, mom!
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Alright, so If you’re doing Halloween remotely right, there are very good odds you have already, or will be carving up a pumpkin very soon. And when you’re in there, getting elbow deep in pumpkin guts, you may or may not know about the treasure hidden inside these orange globes of fall goodness. So allow me to shed some light.
It was 2 whole years ago (yikes) when we not only carved our first pumpkin, but I roasted seeds for the first time. If you go back and read that post by clicking here – which you should since it’s a great recipe and has more info on roasting – you’ll see I attempted and failed miserably (I’ll never forget that heartache) to make the seeds I’m sharing with you today. So it was good to read that again and feel like I won a battle I’ve lost in the past. Show me a mountain now and I shall climb it!
Ok, that’s pushing it. But still! Show me pumpkin seeds and I will roast them!
But… Before we get into the roasting, allow me to dump some pumpkin patch pictures on you.
For the first time, despite my wife not being crazy about Halloween, we ventured out an hour and a half to a farm where you can pick pumpkins, get lost in a corn maze, and take a hayride.
We only did the patch because we weren’t planning on making it a day long event. And it’s a good thing too because if everything else was anything like the pumpkin patch, we would’ve been even more disappointed than we already were.
There were 7 acres I think of pumpkins to pick, but there were only about 4 or 5 good clusters of pumpkins to choose from. And even those had all dented backs or cracks in the bottom.
I know, the back is the back. But I get all Clark Griswold when I choose a pumpkin so I wasn’t having any imperfections. The Perez Family Pumpkin should be the greatest pumpkin you’ve ever seen!
This is Lucas claiming his pumpkin and pushing his brother away, not wanting him to touch it.
Ha, no, unfortunately, we did not buy a pumpkin so big we needed to strap it to the roof of the van.
In fact, after combing the patch and not being happy with anything, we chalked it up as a loss and headed back home.
We stopped at one of those roadside pumpkin places by the wife’s job similar to the Christmas Tree corner emporiums. Turns out they had a bunch of great pumpkins and they were priced so well we got 2!
Brought them home, cracked one open, and here we are! Seeds!
Pumpkin Spiced Pumpkin Seeds
2 cups – Pumpkin Seeds, cleaned and dry
2 tablespoons – Butter, melted
3/4 teaspoon – Pumpkin Pie Spice
1/4 teaspoon – Cinnamon
1 tablespoon – Brown Sugar
pinch – Salt
1 tablespoon – Sugar
1/2 teaspoon – Pumpkin Pie Spice
little less than 1/4 teaspoon – Nutmeg, freshly grated
Notes:
Woooooo, looks complicated, huh? Looks like a lot? Well, it’s a hell of a lot more than the last seed recipe which was only olive oil and salt (simple is the freaking best). But even though it doesn’t look it, this is fairly simple and just a little time consuming.
I have 3 separate batches of sugar and spices there, each one should be added at the designated time. Think those logs Doc threw into the train’s firebox to get the fire hot enough to get the train up to 88mph.
Go ahead, ask me what I’m talking about and see how fast I unfriend you.
Judging by my overall success with this recipe, I wonder what happened the first time I failed at it. I think it was just throwing everything in there and baking at a high temp. Roasting pumpkin seeds is like driving a ’59 Impala: Low n’ slow.
If you’re not a fan of Pumpkin Pie Spice, first off, who the hell are you?! And second, you can replace it with more cinnamon which I’m sure will be great.
If you’re not a fan cinnamon, then what the heck are you even doing here?!
Alright, let’s roast some seeds!
Set the oven to 325. Assuming you already extracted the seeds from the pumpkin, and separated them from the guts, it’s time to clean them. So put them in a big bowl of water and stir them up and swoosh them around. You’ll see the seeds float to the top and the stuff you don’t want sink to the bottom.
Next, get a baking sheet and line it with parchment and give it a spray with non-stick. Put the seeds on an even layer and put them in the oven for 10 minutes, while taking them out halfway to stir them up. While they’re in there, melt your butter.
You’re drying them out here and making it easier for whatever you’re going to put on them to stay on them.
Once they’re out put them in a bowl, and on top, pour the melted butter, and sprinkle the first round of seasonings. Give it a good stir.
Spray the parchment with non-stick again (I wasn’t playing this time, I took no chances), and put the seeds in a single layer.
In the oven they go for 7 minutes.
Take them out and put them in the same bowl you used before. Give them round 2 of the butter, sugar and spice. Stir it up. Spray the parchment again (yeah, again!) and put the seeds back in a single layer and pop them in for another 7 minutes.
Notice the change in color!
When they come out this time, you’ll probably have to give the parchment a wipe down thanks to the insane amount of non-stick I’m telling you to dose it with. Sorry, I’m traumatized, give me a break. Get the seeds back in the bowl and give them the last round of spices and sugar. Stir them up and back on the parchment they go. Same routine, but this time go for 12-14 minutes while stirring them halfway.
Use your instincts though. If you need to take them out sooner, you gotta do what you gotta do. But this awesome color is what you’re looking for.
And that’s it. You should have some nicely spiced up pumpkin seeds! Don’t get me wrong, there’s still something about the salt and oil ones that make them just perfect, but these liven up the party just as good.
Here’s to hoping your pumpkin carving ends with a nice pile of these babies in your hands! Hope everyone stays safe! Happy Halloween!
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…Summer is here, right? It better be because it’s pretty hot out there. It could be just as hot here as it is in Florida but I wouldn’t complain. I’d be able to find solace in the fact that the heat will only last a few short months rather than 10 straight months with a cool breeze the other 2.
And speaking of a few short months… I just wanted to make everyone aware of the fact that we are halfway through the year. Yeah, let that sink in… It won’t be long from now when we’ll all be talking about how cold it is again and how much we love fall and winter flavors while sipping on our overpriced Pumpkin Spiced Lattes.
I’m counting down the days. I’d rather be cold than be sweating from having to mow the lawn every week to stop my house from looking like we just started a game of Jumanji.
But if it were cold, there wouldn’t be a reason to enjoy refreshing things, like mango salsa!
I used to make a version of this at the hotel I worked at. Only that involved shrimp, pastry shells and about 500 more people. Mangoes were on sale so I figured it’s the perfect time to enjoy it. And you could enjoy it in numerous ways – straight up with chips, or you could fire up the grill and have it with chicken, or fish, or shrimp – or you could do like I did and plop it on a nice pork tenderloin.
Yeah, mango salsa is just dying to be had. So get on it!
Mango Salsa
4 each – Mangoes
1 each – Red Pepper
1 each – Red Onion, small
3 tablespoons – Fresh Mint, roughly chopped
1 tablespoon – Cilantro, roughly chopped
3 tablespoons – Fresh Lime Juice
2 tablespoons – Orange Juice
1 tablespoon – Fresh Lemon Juice
to taste – Salt & Pepper
Basically, don’t follow the color since there are several different kinds of mangoes and they all ripen differently. Best ways to tell is by feel and by smell. Give the stem a good sniff since that’s where the smell is strongest. If you get a nice sweet smell then it’s ripe. The smell will remind you of how a mango tastes. Makes sense, yes? Yes. When you cop a feel, it should have some give. If it’s hard then it’s not ripe, but if it’s so soft that you puncture it when gently squeezing then it’s overripe. You’ll know the middleground when you feel it.
The next obstacle would be cutting the mango. Now, I get it, it’s intimidating. Giant weird seed in the center, quite possibly one of the slipperiest fruits to ever exist (next to the Quenepa, as Alejandra from Always Order Dessert pointed out), how is there any proper way to dissect and eat this beauty?!
Luckily, Alton Brown, a man who needs no introductions, just posted a hilarious video about how to cut a mango. And if you’ve never seen his other web videos he has posted recently, I definitely recommend a binge marathon. I’ve been meaning to bring them up in the Humpday Update but haven’t had a regular one lately.
I like to rough chop my herbs in salsas. If you don’t then whatever, you won’t hurt my feelings.
I’m not a fan of spicy kicks but I appreciate them, as much as that doesn’t make sense. Anyway, if you’d like you can add a diced jalapeno in there or even a scotch bonnet like Angie, a friend from Google+, recommended.
Alright, this is one of the most difficult recipes I’ve ever shared so hang tight!
Listen to Alton and safely dice your mangoes while keeping all 10 fingers attached to your body.
Chop your red pepper and finely chop your onion.
Chop the herbs, throw them in the bowl with the red pepper, onion, and mangoes. Then add the juices, the salt and pepper, and mix.
And you’re done.
Man, that was intense. Still with me? I hope I didn’t go too fast there.
See, it’s simple. And like I mentioned, there are a bunch of ways to use this salsa. But I made it specifically for a pork tenderloin I had. If you’re curious, I marinated the tenderloin in The Sauce for a few hours. Then I seasoned it with salt and pepper and rubbed it down with chopped garlic, thyme, and rosemary. Seared it in a pan and finished it in the oven for 20 minutes. I’m sorry, but that with the mango salsa was pretty effing amazing if I do say so myself. It’ll go perfect on pork chops too if you’re out there grilling it up at a BBQ.
So what I’m trying to say if you haven’t picked up on it yet is you need this in your life. There are too many ways to enjoy it so just make it happen already! Trust me, your mouth will thank me.