Ladies and Gentlemen Oh, hello! Been a while hasn’t it? More than 4 months if you’re counting. Where have I been? Well, I’ll get to that. First off, that elephant is in the room again… A new blog! Do you like it? New layout, new …Read More….
I really didn’t want to be that guy who does nothing but constantly remind you how fast time is going, but seriously, we’re almost done with October and it’s absolutely insane. I mean, it’s great, don’t get me wrong. Being able to open your windows …Read More….
Due to a lapse in government funding, this blog will not be updated until further notice. Please accept a picture of these awesome Pumpkin Swirled Brownies as consultation for any inconvenience this may cause.
Ok, fine. I’m not funded by the government.
Can you believe it though? I can’t. I refuse to.
I mean, when I realized my last post was almost an entire month ago, I was so disappointed in myself.
On top of that, it’s October! Stores have already had their Christmas stuff out for 2 whole months!
Anyway, what was I doing for the last month since I wasn’t blogging?
I got a job!
No, that’s a lie. The truth is I started a Daddy Day Care for my neighborhood so now in addition to my 2 boys I’m watching everyone else’s kids.
*shivers* Geeze no, could you imagine? I’d be rocking back and forth in a corner. No, no, no. I have enough on my plate already. Ok, here’s the scouts honor truth… I was traveling through the fabrics of time and space in a little blue box (that’s bigger on the inside) with a man who called himself The Doctor.
…No?
Ok, fine! I’ve been playing Grand Theft Auto 5, alright!? Whatever free time I had at night to blog has been sucked up and is being used to game instead. It’s been a good 2 years since I’ve sat down to enjoy a newly released title. 2 years! So cut me some slack. I’m sure I don’t have to go into details because there’s a good chance you or someone you know has been playing it too. I’m also not going to get into it because this is not a gaming blog. There are plenty of gaming blogs out there where you could read about that stuff to your hearts content. Like EZ-Mode Unlocked where I, coincidentally, have also been writing blog posts lately and getting back in touch with my gamer side.
Speaking of gaming, I better hurry and finish this up!
Quick rundown: These brownies are freaking amazing. Whatever you do, don’t listen to my wife. She’ll tell you they are terrible and that the recipe needs to be burned in a fire and its ashes scattered into the ocean. I guuuuuess it’s partly my fault for not warning her there was cayenne pepper in them. You should’ve seen her face! Boy, oh boy was she surprised.
I kinda felt a little heat too but it gave a depth to the brownies. The pumpkin really stands out and the cayenne pepper kinda helps it do so. Nonetheless I cut the amount of pepper in half from the original recipe just in case anyone feels the same way my wife did with pepper in her brownies. Just remember, I still back them 100% and would make them again!
2 cups ~ Flour
1 teaspoon ~ Baking Powder
½ teaspoon ~ Salt
1 ¾ cup ~ Sugar
4 each ~ Eggs
1 tablespoon ~ Vanilla Extract
15 ounce can ~ Pure Pumpkin
¼ cup ~ Vegetable or Canola Oil
1 teaspoon ~ Cinnamon
¼ teaspoon ~ Nutmeg, freshly ground
½ teaspoon ~ Pumpkin Pie Spice
1/8 teaspoon ~ Cayenne Pepper
¼ cup ~ Chocolate Chips (optional)
small handful ~ Cinnamon Chips (optional)
Notes:
Alright, the cayenne pepper. The elephant in the room. I’m not big on hot, spicy stuff, but these brownies were good. There was a bite or two that had me reaching for milk, but overall they were uniquely good. You got the fudgy chocolate from the brownies and then the spicy kick and familiar, homey-warm & cozy taste from the pumpkin. It’s a great blend that I wouldn’t mind having on a chilly autumn night.
Of course, if you’re a scaredy cat and don’t want a little tingle on your tongue when you’re eating brownies, then you can totally leave out the cayenne.
I made these the same way I make all my brownies – by hand. You need to be careful if you’re using a machine, over mixing is the devil, blah blah, you know the drill.
You’re going to do the baking in a 9 inch square pan. You’ll also need 3-5 bowls depending on how picky you are.
I’ve come to the conclusion that I am not a great brownie maker. I used to be! I used to make brownies for the night shift at work all the time and they were good! But these years of being domesticated must have neutered my brownie making capabilities. My last few batches have been extremely disappointing, and on top of that, my wife made some the other day in less than 10 minutes that were kick ass (shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don’t tell her I said that). At least I was happy with this batch, I probably would’ve quit brownies if they came out bad.
But they didn’t! So here we go:
Turn on your oven to 350 and coat your 9 inch baking pan with butter then give it a dusting of flour.
Dice up the butter and put it on top of the chocolate in a microwave safe bowl. Heat it for 30-45 seconds. If the butter hasn’t melted give it another 10 seconds. Once the butter is melted give it a stir with a whisk until it’s nice and smooth.
Get another bowl and stir together the flour, baking powder and salt. Set it aside.
In another bowl, a bigger one, whisk together the eggs, sugar, and vanilla for a few minutes until it’s nice and fluffy. When it’s ready, go ahead and whisk the flour mixture into that, but try not to over mix it. Gluten, devil, bad juju, no good no good.
Ok, just to recap because I’m sure if you’re reading through this you’re picturing the devil in your kitchen with about 17 different bowls in front of him and an amazingly confused look on his face.
You should have one bowl of melted chocolate in front of you, along with one big bowl of batter. To add to your problems, you’re about to have a few more bowls join the mix…
Now, grab 2 more bowls and divide the batter evenly between the two. Easy way to do this is scoop it out one cup at a time, alternating each bowl.
In one bowl, add the melted chocolate from like 24 bowls ago, and gently fold until combined.
In the other bowl, add the pumpkin, oil, cinnamon, nutmeg, pumpkin spice and cayenne. Fold until combined.
Recap: You’re looking at 2 bowls. Congratulations, you just made one hell of a mess in your sink.
You’re welcome.
Moving on, it’s time for the final steps.
Take the chocolate mixture and pour half of it into the baking pan. Smooth it out as best you can without leaving any holes. Next, take half of the pumpkin mixture and pour it slowly on top of the chocolate. Smooth it out carefully, try not to mix it together. Repeat with the rest of the chocolate and then the rest of the pumpkin.
(Recap: Even more mess.)
Before you throw it in your oven cursing my name while looking at your disarrayed kitchen, you have one last thing to do.
Take a knife and swirl it around the batter to give it a marbled effect. Twirl it in circles, squares, whatever floats your boat. Now you can put it in the oven for about 35-45 minutes. Plenty of time to clean up that mess you call a kitchen.
Once they come out, what I did was throw some chocolate chips on top and let them get nice and soft. Once they did I spread them out so there was a layer of chocolate on top (thanks for that tip, +Jen Manning!). And because I had them I sprinkled some cinnamon chips to finish them off. The cinnamon chips won’t melt like the chocolate chips did (I learned that the hard way) so just enjoy them looking at you as you stuff it in your mouth. If you have walnuts or whatever else you like topping brownies with you can put that too.
And that be that. I feel like the season for posting fall recipes is already done and here I am with my first (or second if you count the banana bread) recipe for it. It’s partly due to me not making many goodies at home lately, and mostly… Well, mostly due to GTA V.
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But other than that, remember when I mentioned I had more than a few things lined up for the blog and all I had to do was find the recipes? Well I hope you weren’t too attached to those mysterious concoctions because I have no idea what I did with the blueprints. I’m going to have to make everything all over again.
Eh, I guess it’s not that bad.
So for today I have something that I could make in my sleep. Something so insanely easy that it’s almost hard to mess up (if my wife read my blog she’d take time here to point out how I did mess this up a good 3 or 4 times). Speaking of which, if it wasn’t for my southern raised wife I wouldn’t even know about this stuff. Or her famous meatloaf, or [gasp!] her baked macaroni and cheese! .. Oh my God, I would’ve been so deprived.
Comfort food will lead you straight to my heart. Quite literally too because that stuff can mess you up…
Chicken fried steak buried somewhere under a lake of gravy; shadowed beside a mountain of mac & cheese; which is almost always sharing a plate with dumplings (also floating in gravy); served with some sort of buttery biscuit and maybe, just maybe, a few green beans but only to bring color to the plate because seriously, who has time for green beans? I know I don’t. Wife tried to hide green beans in a bunch of crumbled bacon and I still didn’t fall for it!
Yeah, comfort food is where the party’s at. And a big plate full of biscuits drenched in sausage gravy will make you about as comfortable as you could get. Just remember, you’ll want to leave a few biscuits dry and set them to the side.
They’re great as pillows when you try to fall asleep on the table.
Sausage Gravy and Biscuits
1 pound ~ Pork Sausage, ground
1/4 cup ~ Flour
2 cups ~ Milk
at least 1 1/2 teaspoons ~ Fresh Ground Pepper
pinch ~ Salt (optional)
8 each ~ Buttermilk Biscuits
Notes:
As far as biscuits go, if you make your own then go nuts. Personally, I have no problem turning to my old pal the Pillsbury Dough Boy. This is a quick and easy breakfast so why add time baking when you could be eating.
This is enough for 8 biscuits. And each biscuit is cut in half and then smothered so really it makes 16. If you need more than 16 of these things then high five because so do I!
Also, you’ll need to increase the flour and milk. You’ll get away replacing what’s above with 1 cup of flour and 3 1/2 cups of milk without having to add more sausage. You’ll get more gravy and you’ll be able to feed (eat) more. Don’t forget to add more pepper too.
Depending on the sausage you may need to add salt. My wife is a purist and always only adds pepper. In most cases that is all you really need, but sometimes the salt fiend in me prevails.
With it being so incredibly easy do you care to know how I messed this up? Once, my wife told me how to do it and when I was in the heat of the moment I managed to put in 2 cups of flour. Ha! That was funny. When I went to put in a 1/4 cup of milk I realized what I did.
We had sausage gravy for like 4 days.
First thing’s first, pop your biscuits in the oven.
Next, get a pan, heat it between medium and medium high heat, and brown the sausage.
Once browned, add the flour and stir to combine.
Notice how I didn’t say drain the drippings. All that fat is what’s going to help you magically make a nice thick sauce. The oil and grease that was rendered will combine with the flour to make the roux – the heart of every good gravy. It’s how we roll down here in the dirty-dirty. (Yeah, I said it.)
When the flour is combined, add the milk and stir for a few minutes. Let it sit there and once it starts to simmer start stirring again.
In no time flat you should have a nice, thick gravy with chunks of juicy sausage floating around.
This is where you add the pepper and adjust the seasoning. After you do that it’s over, you’ve won breakfast.
Split your biscuits down the middle and spoon a generous amount of gravy onto the open halves. Then try your best to show your manners and use your fork.
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There are plenty of good things that come out of taking what feels like years to customize your blog the way you want it. One of those things is having a nice chunk of content to blog about when you get to posting again. I haven’t really made something substantial in weeks and yet I have a few weeks worth of stuff that I could write about. I have potential posts going all the way back to the beginning of March! Some may call that slacking, but I call it strategic planning!
So how about we get the ball rolling with my strategic planning and get this place off to a good start? What better way to do that than with some cookies!
I made these back when spring started and I really wanted to get the new season in the house, despite winter sticking around till about 2 weeks ago. I knew I wanted to do a cookie because whatever I made was going to be neighborhood welcoming gifts for a couple of new neighbors we had at the time.
Yes, I’m all for making something and bringing it to new neighbors and welcoming them to the neighborhood. I think it shows that they’re.. I dunno.. welcome? Not to mention it let’s them know the people they live next to care. My wife, on the other hand, is the complete opposite. She thought it was “weird” and something that just happened in the movies – you know, when the stay-at-home wife in a polka dot dress, big earrings and crazy, done up hair comes knocking on your door with some sort of pie (it’s always a pie), and says “Hi, I just wanted to bring you this pie I made and welcome you to the neighborhood!”
I’m that stay-at-home wife, er, husband, except I’m dressed in plaid cargo shorts; a novelty t-shirt, most likely with some geeky reference (the day I brought the cookies to them it was a Star Wars shirt); and a receding hairline.
But I digress.
I knew it was going to be a cookie, but what kind, I didn’t know. It wasn’t until my son asked me for some oranges that I had my Dr. House moment. The lights turned on upstairs, the gears began turning and I was on my way.
Orange Chocolate Chip Cookies with Orange Glaze
Cookies:
½ cup ~ Raw Sugar
5 tablespoons (roughly) ~ Orange Zest (about 3 large oranges)
2 sticks ~ Butter
2 each ~ Eggs
1 teaspoon ~ Vanilla Extract
1/3 cup ~ Honey
3 cups ~ Flour
1 teaspoon ~ Baking Soda
½ teaspoon ~ Salt
1 teaspoon ~ Cinnamon
2 cups ~ Dark Chocolate Chips
Orange Glaze:
2 cups ~ Confectioners Sugar, sifted
1 ½ tablespoons ~ Orange Juice, freshly squeezed
½ tablespoon ~ Orange Zest
Notes:
I used the raw sugar and the honey because I wanted to try and give it a lighter sweetness as oppose to the in yo face sweetness my cookies usually bring to the yard. My attempts were successful.
Then I used the glaze to mask those successful attempts and still put sweetness in yo face. smh…
I wanted a thicker glaze so it could sit on top, just like those sugar cookies that you buy in the grocery store – you know, the ones that are laced with crack. Yeah, you know…
In hindsight, a thinner glaze that gave a light coating that you could still see the cookie through would’ve appeared more appetizing and probably would’ve helped brought out the mellow sweetness of the cookie.
Oh well. Consider these homemade orange crack cookies.
Speaking of orange… I like to utilize the entire orange as much as I can. Which is why whenever I make something with orange zest, I always cut supremes and then squeeze what’s left to get all the juice out. Waste not, my friends.
What the heck is a supreme, you say? Well, a supreme is a fancy way of saying segment. As in, orange segment or any other citrus for that matter. It’s the best way to cut citrus for easy eating because you don’t have to deal with annoying, chewy membrane. For a sweet, picture-by-picture tutorial on how to supreme an orange, check out this post on Baking Bites. I did have pictures of how to do it myself, I remember being annoyed at my wife for not taking the picture while I cut them, but I couldn’t find the pictures. So check out that post.
The core of the orange that’s left after you supreme it will give you a bunch of juice so squeeze it into a cup.
Ok.. Orange you excited?!
Alright, whenever I make something with zest (fruit zest, not energetic and enthusiastic zest), I like to blend both the zest and sugar together for a little bit. In my mind, it helps to bring out the oils because the scent really fills the kitchen when I do it.
Once it’s blended for a few seconds, add the butter (which should be softened) and cream it together with the sugar till fluffy. I like to cream them longer than needed because I enjoy a good, soft, puffy cookie.
Next add the eggs, honey and vanilla, then incorporate. After that, add all the dry ingredients, incorporate, then the chocolate chips, blah blah. This ain’t your first rodeo.
When all is said and done you should have something that looks like this:
Now, the following step is one that I just recently started doing, and that’s refrigerating my dough. I always mixed then quickly plopped onto the tray. But after calming down, taking a step back and putting the dough in the fridge for a couple of hours, I found my patience was greatly rewarded with better looking, better tasting cookies. If you didn’t know, when you refrigerate your cookie dough the flour has more time to soak up the moisture from the liquids – mostly the egg. This not only helps on a chemical level by letting the melding ingredients break down carbohydrates into simple sugars, but it also helps make the dough firmer when baking since the moisture was soaked up by the flour. If you make cookies that are kinda meh and flat, then it’s possible the dough was not rested or refrigerated. So the flour and moisture did not have time to get happy-happy.
So after your dough is made, wrap it up and put it in the fridge to cool and relax for a couple of hours at least. I’m no stranger to leaving dough in there for days at a time. You’ll be fine with a few hours but again, in my mind, I like to think a few days will make it even better. I be cray-cray like that.
Turn on your oven to 375° and while it’s heating, scoop your cold, rested dough onto some trays an inch and a halfish or so apart. Pop them in the preheated oven for 8-11 minutes. You’re looking for the bottom edges to be brown and maybe some brown highlights throughout the top, but for the most part, take the cookie out before it looks done. When done, put them on a cooling rack and let them cool completely.
While they’re baking, it’s the perfect time to make the glaze. Just sift the powdered sugar into a bowl, add the orange zest and the orange juice that you freshly squeezed, and just whisk till smooth.
If you feel like the glaze is too thick, add some more orange juice a ½ teaspoon at a time. You don’t want to add too much and then have to add more sugar to make it thicker again.
When the cookies are cool, just give the glaze a little whisk to make sure it’s smooth and dip the top of the cookies in. After dunking, set aside and let them set. When set they could be stored on top of each other for a few days.
And that be that. A cookie perfect for spring. …Next spring since this one is almost over. Well, summer might work too…
And that be that. A cookie perfect for summer. …Oh wait, it’s Memorial Day weekend, isn’t it? Dammit…
Yeah, outside, where the sun is shining, the birds are chirping and you can do as you please. Memorial Day is a day to be enjoyed outside with loved ones and friends. A day to take a deep breath of fresh air and remember that if it weren’t for the men and women who sacrificed their lives for our freedom throughout the 237 short years of our Nation’s existence, then we probably wouldn’t be able to do simple things like enjoy days outside or sit around on a day off from work or write a food blog. It’s not National BBQ Day (I think that’s July 13th), it’s Memorial Day. Go and take that deep breath.
I hope you enjoy it! (the cookie and the breath)
About the song:Here Comes the Weekend by Pink – Since I first heard this song it’s basically been my Friday Anthem. Love the beat, and anything Eminem does is alright by me. Enjoy the weekend!! It is off The Truth About Love