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Family Travels: Florida Part DCCXV

Family Travels: Florida Part DCCXV

We’re finally back from vacation! And by finally, I mean we’ve been here for like a month but I’ve been too lazy to do anything productive. Three cheers for procrastination! Seriously, I feel like a bum, it’s terrible. But at the same time, it’s ok! …Read More….

Humpday Update – New Logo, New Links, New Parks!

Humpday Update – New Logo, New Links, New Parks!

Woo hoo! A humpday update! It’s been a long time, huh? I know you missed it. So what’s going on?! The main reason why I wanted to put this together was to announce the following, which I didn’t want to make a specific post for, …Read More….

A Mother’s Cake is a Powerful Thing

A Mother’s Cake is a Powerful Thing

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Happy mothers day!

Wait, what? I’m early?! Whoa, that’s a first! But it’s for good reason.

A couple of months ago, Wilton asked if I had anything inspirational to share about my mom. Without even thinking about it, about a hundred different things popped in my head. So I thought I’d share a few with you today.

We all have memories of growing up and getting older. As the years pass they may start to fade or get fuzzy, but for the most part, one or two linger. If you’re lucky, those memories you hold on to are strong enough to endure time, allowing you enjoy them and cherish them, and maybe use them as inspiration to help create more.

My mom gave me a BUNCH of those memories. And coincidentally, a good chunk of them have to do with baking.

As a kid, i was into a lot of stuff. Heck, as an adult too. I guess i never grew up… Anyway, something I’ll always remember about my younger years were my birthday parties. My parents went all out. We always had games to play, music playing on the record player (Google it, kids), the entire apartment filled with people everywhere having a good time, the VCR sized camcorder (Google that one, too) sitting on a tripod in the corner recording eeeeeverything that was happening… It was some great times.

But something I’ll always remember most, were the cakes.

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(All 30+ year old pictures have been cropped to protect the innocent)

It wasn’t anything crazy like kids get nowadays. This is the late 80’s – early 90’s after all. But as a kid back then, they were freaking AWESOME.

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Darkwing Duck! Please… Don’t be jealous.

I remember the set ups pretty vividly. Everything flowed off the theme of the party. And I had some COOL themes. Yeah, the Ninja Turtle’s and Ghostbusters parties I’m sure you expected.

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But I bet you wouldn’t expect Dick Tracy! C’mon, how many kids get to say they had a Dick Tracy birthday party?! You know how much street internet cred I’ll get for that now??

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So on the tables we had various party things. My abuela, God rest her, used to make ceramic party favors at every single birthday. I don’t know where she got them, but for every party she would get a mold that went with the theme. She would pour the clay in the mold, let them set, clean them up, heat them in her oven, paint them all BY HAND with my mom, and spray them with a gloss.

Talented. Gifted. Artistic. Passionate. My abuela.

Geeze, a freak dust cloud just swooped in out of nowhere. All up in my eyes.

So the centerpiece of these tables was the cake. Coincidentally, my mom used Wilton pans a lot.

Look, i didn’t plan that. I know I’ve been tooting their horn a lot lately, but this time it’s not my fault! It just so mystically happened that she used wilton pans. Don’t blame me, blame them for being awesome.

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She said most if not all of the character pans were Wilton, as well as the square and round ones. That covers them all, right? Not only that, the star tip fill in method was used almost every year. Wilton runs deep in my fam.

But seriously, I’m mentioning the Wilton coincidence because I think it’s hilarious. If she used different pans or whatever else, I would still be talking about it and her. Every single birthday was made memorable. And I was brought up with the idea of the cake being the centerpiece of the celebration. She always, to this day, uses the same recipe for the cake and the buttercream. So if she makes a cake today and I take a bite, I swear I’m instantly transported back to those parties where I’m a kid going crazy with a proton pack or whatever I had.

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It’s those memories that I think made me consider going to culinary school. I SHOULD have gone a different route and focused more on baking, but that’s a tale for a different time. Point is, my mom and her baking and decorating skills ran so deep in my mind, that the memories stay with me even today. They inspired me to get my education where I did, and without that inspiration, I don’t think I’d be anywhere near the person I am today. Looking back and remembering those times she had the perfectly baked cake slip out of the pan, watching her pipe the frosting on and create these cakes that all my friends were jealous of. It’s something I don’t think I’ll ever forget. And I’m sure at the time she thought she was just making a birthday cake.

Ok, so you know how my mom inspired and impacted my life with her baking. Now where do these cookies fit in?

Well, growing up, we used to take trips to the city every so often. And every time we did, we’d stop on Mulberry St. – or, Little Italy for those less fortunate to never have been – and pick up some stuff. And of course, by some stuff, I mean pounds and pounds of cookies and pastries. So many different kinds, so many to know and love, I could spend a whole other blog post talking about them all. Our favorite place was La Bella Ferrara. A small bakery on your right just as you enter Little Italy from Canal Street. The second you walk in you’re hit with the smell of fresh pastries and cookies. It’s a place you never want to leave.

Out of the lot of our regular haul, my mom’s favorite were the Sfogliatella and these tricolor rainbow cookies. So since I was reminiscing about the days of growing up in the Bronx and having the awesomest birthday parties ever, I figured why not make one of her favorite cookies we used to always get when we lived there. Notice how I didn’t even attempt the Sfogliatella. Believe it or not, I like my sanity.

These though, while time consuming, aren’t really that complicated. Let’s get into it and see!

Italian Tricolor Cookies

 

2 1/2 sticks – Butter, softened
8 ounces – Almond Paste
1 cup – Sugar
4 each – Eggs, large, separated
2 cups – Flour
1/2 teaspoon – Salt
2 tablespoons – Sugar

 

1 each – Apricot, or Raspberry Jam, 15 ounce jar
1 pound – Bittersweet Chocolate Chips

 

Yellow, Blue, Pink, Red, and Black colors from the Wilton Color Right Performance System

 

Notes:

  • The recipe calls for a 9×12 jelly roll pan…
  • Unfortunately, I was ready to use a 15×10 jelly roll pan, totally forgetting about adjusting the recipe. So, at the very last possible minute, I changed the pan I was going to use.
  • For this batch I wound up using a 9×9 square pan. They came out fine, but the layers are a tad thicker than what they should have been, making the cookie taller than how I remember them.
  • So if you have a 15×10 jelly roll pan, I’d say you’ll be safe doubling the recipe.
  • In my 9×9 pan, I was able to turn out 20ish cookies. The 15×10 jelly roll pan would easily get you 40+, which is why I recommend going with the bigger pan and doubling the recipe. You’ll get a lot more cookies for your time you’re putting into them.
  • Last thing about the dumb pans, promise.. If you have more than one pan, awesome, it’ll go quicker for you. If not, you’re like me, and will have to do each layer one at a time. My advice is don’t skip out on lining the pan with parchment. I did it the same way you would do brownies. Easy to pull the layers out and just insert more parchment for the next layer.
  • These are generally referred to as Italian Tricolor Cookies. But they may also be called Rainbow Cookies, Neapolitan Cookies, Italian Flag Cookies, or Seven Layer Cookies.
  • Why they’re a cookie and not a cake? Beats the jam outta me. If you know, school me in the comments!
  • Recipes I found called for apricot jam, but my mom vividly recalls seeing the seeds of a raspberry jam between the layers of the cookie. Either jam tastes excellent so it’s up to you.
  • I used the Wilton Color Right Performance System for the colors. You should look into it.

Alright, let’s get to it!

  • Get your oven to 350. Spray your pan just in case because you can never be too careful, and get your parchment lined in the pan. Be prepared!

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  • Get your almond paste and sugar in your mixer. I never played with almond paste before, but next time, I’ll let it soften somehow.

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  • Put it on medium for a few minutes until the mixture looks like crumbs. You want smaller crumbs because I noticed a few little balls of almond paste in the baked layers. It didn’t hurt or stand out, but they were there. Fine crumbs!

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  • Take your softened butter and cut it up so you could incorporate it a few pieces at a time.

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  • Once you have the butter incorporated, separate the eggs and keep the whites on the side for a sec. Beat in the egg yolks one at a time until it’s smooth.

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  • Get a nice piece of parchment and sift your 2 cups of flour onto it. On top of the sifted flour, throw in the salt, and then add it to the egg mixture until it’s just combined.

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  • Now, whisk up your egg whites until they’re nice and foamy. About halfway through add 2 tablespoons of sugar and continue to whisk until you get firm peaks.

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  • Take about a third of your whipped egg whites and fold them in to the batter. Once it’s incorporated, fold the rest of it in. You’re looking for a fluffy batter when you’re done.

Folding in egg whites sounds intimidating. But don’t look at it like a fancy technique and you’ll be fine. Sure, you have to go through a lot to make sure the egg whites are safe to whip up – the bowl and whisk have to be ultra clean and dry, they have to be clean as in no trace of yolk in them – it could be a pain. But it’s worth it as they’re beneficial to some baked goods. Egg whites are full of air. So whenever you incorporate them into a batter, you need to fold them in. To fold, get yourself a rubber spatula and plop the whipped whites onto the batter and slowly start… wait for it …FOLDING… the batter on top of the egg whites. Keep on doing this until the eggs whites are almost fully incorporated in the batter. You have to go slow and carefully because if you just whisk it around to incorporate them, the air in the egg whites will deflate and the whole point of folding in them will be lost.

See? Not too bad of a process. Just be gentle and you’ll be fine. If you’re curious, it’s noted to add a third of the whites in the batter before adding the rest because it helps in the incorporation. With the fluffed up batter, it’s easier for the rest of the egg whites to be absorbed and in turn fluff up the batter even more.         The more you know!

Ok, on to the cookie!

  • You should have a fluffy batter now. Get yourself 2 clean bowls and separate the batter evenly into the 3 bowls. Go ahead and leave the one third in the mixing bowl alone. We’ll only color the 2 separate thirds that are in the new bowls.

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This is insanely easy with Wilton’s new Color Right Performance System. Seriously, if you’re big on making different colored batters or icings, just stop what you’re doing and buy yourself a pack right now. They even sell them in separate bottles, but as you can see in this little color chart, there are an insane amount of possible colors you can create using it. So go gets!

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To get the green color I used 10 drops of Yellow and 2 drops of Blue.

For the red color, it was 12 Red, 6 Pink, and 1 Black.

  • So go ahead and pour those drops into each batter, mix it up, and you’ll get your green and your red.

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I always remembered the cookies having more of a pale red than a vivid red. So I was aiming for more of a salmon color than real red, which I easily could’ve obtained.

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Now it’s baking time! If you have one pan you’ll have to do it one at a time. If you have more than one pan, go ahead and get them all set up now. Again, I just sprayed my pan and then lined it with parchment. It was insanely easy to just pull out the baked cake and reline it and bake the next one.

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  • Make sure when putting batter in the pans that you get it to fill all edges and sides, and that the top is smooth.

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  • Bake each cake for about 10 minutes, if they start to brown at the edges they’re done. Let them cool before you continue on.

Now this part may be tricky if you used a bigger pan. Just be careful and mindful of what you’re doing. It was a cinch to handle in the 9×9 pan. Just sayin’.

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  • Take the green or red layer and spoon some jam on top of it. Smooth it out and get a nice layer on it, leaving a bit of space on the edges. You don’t want to put too much jam on there, just a nice thin layer should do the trick. You do not want it oozing out of the layers when it’s done. You want just enough to hold the different layers together.

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  • When you’re ready, slide the uncolored layer onto the jam spread. Then smooth some more jam on top the same way and place the next layer on top of that. In the end you should have a nice looking sandwich!

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Or a layered cake. Whatever.

  • Give it a little press down, but don’t worry about it too much because it’s going to be pressed down for a few hours. Get the whole thing wrapped up nice in some plastic wrap, and sandwich it between 2 pans, putting something heavy on top. I guess I did get to use the jelly roll pans after all! (I really was looking forward to using them)

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With the cake between the pans, you want to weigh it down with something heavy. Be sure to make it balanced though if you’re not using just one thing. Once it’s sandwiched nice, get it in the fridge for at least 5 hours, or just leave it there overnight like I did.

Now who’s ready for fun!?

  • Get your cake out and unwrapped. I’m calling it a cake because that’s what it is. I don’t care what we’re making, it’s a freaking cake, sue me.

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  • You’re going to have to trim it so everything could be clean and even. So just get it on your cutting board and trim all four sides enough so it’s a straight square when you’re done.
  • Spray a cooling wrack with non-stick spray and put a sheet of parchment underneath it. Place the cake on top and marvel at its glory for a sec.

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  • Next you need to melt the chocolate. So just toss the chips into a glass bowl and microwave it for about 40 second intervals on 50% power until they melt.

Give them a good stir between, and if you still see a few not melted in a pool of chocolate, just keep stirring till they melt. You don’t want to scorch your choc. And do make sure no stray liquid comes in contact with it while you’re melting. There’s no crying in baking, but there will be if that happens.

Now. Cake is on a cooling rack, parchment underneath, chocolate melted… there’s only one thing left to do.

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Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah. I’d play some bow chicca wowow music but my mom is reading.

  • Speaking of music.. funny story, and a pro tip: Don’t pour the chocolate on the cake and get all picture happy with it while listening to LL Cool J’s Mama Said Knock You Out. You’ll find yourself in quite the pickle.

I was doing just that. Kids went out with the wife for a few minutes. So I hit shuffle and it was like fate when I heard LL. Awwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeah, I thought. So I started pouring the chocolate, taking pictures, thinking this is going to look sick! Was smoothing it out with a spatula, getting the chocolate everywhere, taking more pictures.. totally forgetting the cake just came out of the fridge. So while thinking, ok, this is the last set of pics, it happened. The chocolate set almost instantly and I was left with half a cake naked and chocolate all clumped up in spots and not smoothed out. Thanks a lot, LL.

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There is a video of this happening. Like, a legit video with sound and the chocolate setting instantly. But I will not show it because.. well, I wasn’t exactly censoring myself. Lesson learned: Don’t you neva eva, set my chocolate. Cause I exploooooooooooooooooode.

So I had to melt more chocolate, pour it on top of the bare spots and hope the heat melts the cooled chocolate some. It came out alright, but it should have been A LOT smoother, and not as much chocolate.

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  • Ok, carrying on. SMOOTH OUT the chocolate AS IT’S melted. Make sure you get all the edges and sides, leaving no cake visible. Get a nice and smooth layer of chocolate on there QUICKLY. And don’t listen to LL Cool J when doing it.

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  • When it’s still fairly melted but almost set, get yourself a fork drag it across the top. You’re free to do whatever you like here as it’s for presentation. You could do swirls, circles, straight lines, wavy lines, whatever. Just do it before the chocolate sets or you’ll just have a smooth chocolate surface.

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  • It shouldn’t take too long for the chocolate to harden. So after a few minutes, go ahead and plop your cake on the cutting board again. This may be harder with the full sized jelly roll pan, but at this point you could cut the cake in half and transport it to the cutting board like that. You shouldn’t have a flimsy cake, it should be sturdy enough to move by holding it on the bottom. But still, you don’t want to crack the chocolate.

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  • Now, we cut strips of cake. I used my serrated knife I’ve had since culinary school that has definitely seen better days. But I think that’s you’re best bet with this. At least for me since I had a bark of chocolate to cut through. You’ll probably be ok with a knife and warm water to heat it up. Just get it hot with the water and wipe off the water to make it dry.

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  • I cut the edges off like I did before, but they’re still great cookies. These are traditionally narrow and long so that’s what I went for. Best way is to cut long strips of the cake..

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  • Then cut those strips to size. I found laying them down is easier on the chocolate. Just be sure to hold the top in case it tries to come off. It helps to keep the knife hot with the water between cuts.

After that, you’re basically done! Store them somewhere airtight for a few days. But in all honesty, they won’t last that long.

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I know they’re not my mom’s birthday cake, but I’m insanely excited for how great they turned out. I sent my mom half the batch and she was shocked to see them, and I think even more shocked that they tasted just like the Italian bakery we used to frequent. That’s when she mentioned it was raspberry jam instead of apricot, but the flavors were still really similar.

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I’m happy Wilton gave me the idea and the push to do this. I don’t think I would’ve made the cookie despite my wanting to get it on the blog for some time now. I wouldn’t have sent a batch to my mom, and I sure as heck wouldn’t have taken such a long walk through memory lane. It reminded me of a lot of great times, and it also made me realize something… The way my mom always used to make me a cake for my birthday. The way it was themed to what I was into at the time and what I was enjoying the most…..

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….I do the same exact thing for Seb now. I just never connected it. Ever since he was able to really show interest in something, I’ve been making him a cake for it on his birthday. And usually, we have a small get together so we go out and buy a sheet cake from Publix because all we need is an excuse to. But even with that cake, I feel this.. need.. to make him a special cake. Something that would make him feel special, and excited, and happy. I never connected that I was doing the same thing my mother did for me, but subconsciously, that’s exactly what I was doing.

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It’s great how your mind and memories work sometimes, huh? Things I haven’t actively thought of in years inspiring me to do the same thing for my boy. A mother’s cake is a powerful thing.

Happy mother’s day, ma. Love you.

My Experience at the 2015 Wilton Sweet-Up!

My Experience at the 2015 Wilton Sweet-Up!

Man! Where to start?! Well, let’s not draw it out. A lot went on and we don’t need filler so I’ll get to it. As you may know, I’m an ambassador for Wilton. As a member of their Sweet Treat Team I’m honored to receive …Read More….

Family Travels: “Chicago” (Road to the Sweet-Up)

Family Travels: “Chicago” (Road to the Sweet-Up)

So I don’t know if you heard, but I took the family on a little trip to Chicago! Of course, by “took” I mean dragged. And by “Chicago” I mean Woodridge, IL which is about a half hour from the city. Aaaaaaaand by “I” I …Read More….

The Wilton Sweet-Up and YOU!

The Wilton Sweet-Up and YOU!

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If you weren’t aware of Wilton and I being best buds, and me being on their Sweet Treat Team, then you’ve either been living under a rock or this is your first time here. Whatever the case, we’re both in for a treat!

A little over a week from now, on April 23rd and 24th (a few days before the most important day of the year!), Wilton will be hosting their annual Sweet-Up! They’ll be doing all sorts of different activities and announcements ranging from The Art of Cookie Decorating to unveiling the 2015 Cake of the Year!

Why am I so excited and dedicating a blog post to this awesome sounding event? BECAUSE I’M GOING!!

I wasn’t able to attend last year, but this year I’m looking forward to hanging out at Wilton HQ and partaking in all the fun!

If you’re interested in checking it out, they’ll have a live stream of the event so you can tune in and see what’s going on. They’re going to talk decorating trends that are hot this year, give you a bunch of tips on various techniques, and again – that Cake of the Year – which if it’s anything like last year, it’s going to be awesome! Here, check out the 2014 Sweet-Up stream to see what I’m talking about:

Ok, so now that you know what the Sweet-Up is, and that I’ll be lucky enough to go, I kinda feel bad for doing a happy dance in front of your face while you just watch.

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How about a giveaway?!

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That’s right! A giveaway! Woo hoo!

Yes, this is my first giveaway, so let’s see if we can get through it together and all still be friends, k? K.

As it turns out, Wilton was gracious enough to think of you – my loyal readers, my fans, my peeps – and offer up some fantastic stuff for this little contest. So again, HUGE thanks to them for being crazy awesome!

What’s in this giveaway? Let’s see!

 

  • 1 (one) Free Wilton Method® Craftsy Class – I’ve been meaning to take some of these classes myself. I heard they were great and if you haven’t noticed, I’m in need of some basic decorating classes. If you want more info on these classes, you can check it all out right here.
  • 1 (one) Sweet-Up Swag Bag – Let me tell you.. You will NOT be disappointed! I was insanely lucky enough to have one of these swag bags show up on my doorstep last year even though I couldn’t make it to the Sweet-Up. You’d swear Wilton discovered the technology behind Mary Poppins’ magic purse because you’ll just keep pulling stuff out! You’ll get a few different pans, some decorating supplies, and even some brand spanking new Wilton products that aren’t even going to be unveiled until the Sweet-Up! So yeah, you’re welcome.

 

Alright, you know what you’re winning, now what do you have to do to enter? It’s simple!

 

 

You have to leave me a comment on this post – tell me which of the 2 prizes you’re looking forward to most – and don’t forget to use the hashtag #WiltonSweetUp! You know, to make your entry official. You’ll never know, someone may comment just to say hi.

 

AND

 

You have to Like Wilton Cake Decorating on Facebook, and/or give @WiltonCakes a follow on Instagram.

 

 

The entry period is now, until 11:59pm on Wednesday, April 22nd.

 

And that’s it! Comment, Like, and/or follow. Boom, you’re entered! Easy peasy. And just like everywhere else on the internet, you’ll get bonus points if your comment is in the form of a Haiku :). Oh, and be sure to comment using the email address I can contact you at because that’s how I’ll let you know you won!

And I think that’s it. You’ll have one whole week to enter this glorious sweepstakes! I’ll update this post with the winner once they’re picked, contacted, and confirmed. I hope you guys enjoy my first giveaway! I’m sorry not everyone can make it to the Sweet-Up, but like I said, the stream will be up and running. If I don’t post the link to it here somewhere, I’ll definitely tweet it out at some point before the event so look out for that.

Until then, I have a town to run and a mortgage to pay off to Tom Nook. (More bonus points if you let me know in the comments that you know what I’m talking about)

Honeyed Chicken – A Recipe from Game of Thrones

Honeyed Chicken – A Recipe from Game of Thrones

Happy Game of Thrones week! For those who don’t know what Game of Thrones is… Who the heck are you?! To my returning fans… I can’t believe we’re on season 5 already, can you?! The premier is Sunday, April 12th on HBO and I’m counting …Read More….

Creamy Chicken Noodle Soup

Creamy Chicken Noodle Soup

So I’ve been trying to get this on the blog for a while now. It’s been a long time coming and here it is, just in time for it to watch winter hit itself with the doorknob on the way out. We still have a …Read More….

Coconut Cream Pi, a Gastronomical Constant

Coconut Cream Pi, a Gastronomical Constant

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Happy Pi Day!

Can you believe it? We’re here celebrating Pi Day again! I find it rather hilarious that Pi Day is the one constant holiday that I always try to make a post about every year. Why is that hilarious? Because I absolutely despise math! I was always terrible at it as a kid, and just like my maturity level, not much has changed since then.

But we’re not here to talk about my terrible multiplication skills or my growing figurine collection that’s proof I failed to grow up after high school. We’re here to talk about pi!

If you’re not familiar, pi, or π, is the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter.

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It’s a mathematical constant which means it applies to circles of all sizes. Big circle or small, the pi is always the same. If written out, the actual number is infinite and patternless, as pointed out here where the first million digits are documented. Every year, Pi Day is celebrated by math geeks and non-math geeks everywhere, but this year is special…

See, the first 12 digits of Pi are 3.14159265359. And we celebrate Pi Day on March 14th, or, 3/14, which are the first 3 digits of the constant.

This year, 2015, we’re able to continue on down the sequence since the next 2 numbers are 1, and 5.

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But the fun doesn’t stop there! Bringing the time into the mix, we can see – right down to the millisecond – the first 12 digits of Pi on our clock!

3/14/15 9:26:53.59     =     3.14159265359

So see! If you know a nerd and they’re really excited just after breakfast today, then this is why.

Alright, the educational portion of the post is out of the way, let’s talk about pie!

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Over the last few years I’ve made some pretty good pies, but they were strangely on the savory side. Strange because I’m such a sweet guy. Well, not like that.. I mean… Yeah, I’m a freaking sweetie pie, ask my wife. No, seriously don’t ask my wife, I’ve bought way too many amiibo lately, her judgement of me may be clouded. But I mean I’m more of a sweet fan than savory, so it’s just weird realizing they’ve been the latter.

Not only that, I’m breaking tradition and not continuing the roll I was on with integrating a fanfic of some sorts in the post. Remember last year? When I reviewed Mrs. Lovett’s Pie Shop from Sweeney Todd, or the year before that when I shared the Shepard’s Pie that I wrote a Mass Effect 3 fanfic for on EZModeUnlocked.com? See, now I feel bad for not tying this into something. That’s what I get for being lazy, I guess.

I mean, it wasn’t until last week when it hit me Pi Day was just around the corner. And when I was trying to figure something out, I did what any other guy would do when faced with a problem – I asked my wife.

I said to her, “Wife! …I need a pie.

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No, not the Rock’s favorite pie! An actual pie. Her gut reaction was apple, and even though I’m a complete sucker for an apple pie, I wanted to do something different. Days went by and nothing was jumping out at me. I asked a few friends and a cream cheese pie with smoked salmon, red onions, capers, and a saltine cracker crust was mentioned, as well as apple pie again. I began leaning towards it – the apple pie, not the insanely intriguing sounding salmon pie – since time wasn’t on my side. But finally, the wife came through with a suggestion. Something I’ve never done before and seemed perfect since she’s a coconut freak.

I started looking around and discovered making a pie crust completely out of shredded coconut was a thing. So if course, I had to do it. Also, I figured it was finally time to jump on the coconut oil train that’s been going for a while now. I can totally see where all the praise comes from, since using it as an alternative to butter really does seem appealing.

As far as the topping goes, I really wanted to use whipped cream. I feel like it’s more flexible and can be infused with flavors, like coconut extract for instance, which let me tell you would’ve been awesome. But there appears to be a heavy cream shortage in my area. I went to 4 or 5 different stores and the only type of heavy cream I found was at Walmart for $7. I love pie, but not that much. So I decided to use Cool Whip despite my feelings towards it.

I know! Somewhere on this site I have a whipped cream post that is in SERIOUS need of upgraded pictures, and in it I proclaimed my disdain for cool whip. But this was an emergency.

How did it all come out? Well let’s have a look!

Coconut Cream Pie              (adapted from FoodNetwork.com)

 

Coconut Crust

2 1/2 cups – Shredded Coconut
5-6 tablespoons – Coconut Oil, melted

 

Filling

3 cups – Coconut Milk
2 each – Egg Yolks
1/2 cup – Sugar
1/3 cup – Corn Starch
1 teaspoon – Vanilla Extract
2 tablespoons – Coconut Rum (optional)
2 tablespoons – Coconut Oil
1 1/2 cups – Shredded Coconut

 

Topping

Heavy Cream, whipped, with coconut extract
Cool Whip (optional instead of cream)

 

Notes:

  • I used a 9 inch pie dish and it was the perfect size.
  • 2 – 13.5 ounce cans of coconut milk is what I used.
  • To melt the coconut oil, I just put it in the microwave for a few seconds. It really is just like butter if you’ve never used it.
  • When I made this, I used 1 1/2 cups of coconut milk and 1 1/2 cups of half & half. Even with all this coconut, I feel like there could’ve been more coconut flavor, so I omitted the half & half here and replaced it with more coconut milk.
  • I channeled my inner Puerto Rican and threw in some coconut rum. If you haven’t noticed, I’m going all in on this coconut thing.
  • Again, fresh whipped cream is preferred but if you too have a shortage, cool whip will work fine. I guess.
  • If you need a recipe for whipped cream, I just so happened to have one right here.

If you didn’t catch it the first time, I’ve never made coconut cream pie before. To my surprise, it’s insanely easy. Nothing really to it at all. Don’t believe me? Well the proof, as they say, is in the custard….

  • Heat the oven to 325. Get the coconut in a bowl and mix it with the melted coconut oil.

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If you’re like me and you never used coconut oil before, it looks just like this.

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Pop it in the microwave and it melts down just like butter would. I should’ve jumped on the bandwagon sooner!

You’re looking for the coconut to feel moist to the point where it should lightly clump together – just like grahams when you make a graham cracker crust.

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  • Once it’s ready, spray your pie dish and start pressing the coconut in. Work it all the way around, pushing it into every edge and spreading it around making it even with no lumps.

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Where I messed up: I didn’t go all the way to the top of the dish. I should have gone up the sides more till the coconut reached the top of the dish. But for some reason I stopped and you’ll see I regretted it later.

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  • Once you worked the coconut into the pie dish, pop it in the oven for about 15 minutes or until the coconut is browned. Keep an eye on it!

Now, I’ve done this twice. Once I let it go till the edges got brown, then I put foil on them till the rest got brown. Sadly, my mom called for camera taking tips for her trip to Puerto Rico and I kinda sorta forgot I left it in the oven. But let me tell you, toasted coconut smells fantastic! The second time I put the foil on first thing. And when I started noticed browning on the bottom, I took the foil off. There were a few uneven spots when all was said and done but for the most part I was happy with it. So either route you go I’m sure you’ll be fine.

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  • Now that the pie dish is out of the oven, set it aside and let I cool while you work on the custard.

Custard may sound like a difficult thing to do, but I assure you, nothing is simpler.

  • Take everything minus the last 2 ingredients – coconut milk, egg yolks, sugar, corn starch, vanilla extract, rum – and put them into a cold pan. Whisk it all up until you see a nice smooth liquid with no lumps or clumps or flumps. Sorry, I read too much Dr. Seuss.
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This is me. Measuring my rum….
  • Put the pan on medium heat and keep watching and stirring until it heats up and starts to simmer. Constant vigilance! You don’t want it burning. Once it simmers, you should go from liquid to custard! It’s magic in a pan!

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  • Take it off the heat and add the last 2 ingredients – the coconut oil and the shredded coconut. Stir them in and your custard is done.

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  • Go ahead and pour it in the pie dish and make sure it’s smoothed out properly. And this is where I regretted not going all the way up with the coconut.

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See, I would’ve had the perfect amount for the size of the dish, but since my crust didn’t go all the way up to the edge, I had to take some custard out to make sure I had room for the cream. It’s not like I threw it away, I put it in a few glasses and had an elegant looking, single serve, coconut cream pie.

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But still, it would’ve been nice to have a nice, thick pie as the finished product. So now you know why! Go all the way to the top with the shredded coconut pie crust!

  • The rest is child’s play. Pop the dish in the fridge for a few hours until it sets. Once it does, plop your whipped cream shhhh, or (last resort) cool whip on top and spread it out.

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  • Then take about a half a cup of shredded coconut and toast it in the oven on 400 for a few minutes. Once you see it turning brown, give it a stir and put it back in. More brown, stir, and back in, until most of it is a nice golden color.

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  • Then just sprinkle on top of the cream and you are done!

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C’mon. Tell me that wasn’t easy, I dare you.

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It’s so light and creamy, it’s ridiculous.

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Seriously, you could probably eat half the pie and not even notice.

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You get your knife and you make that first incision…

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Then you slide the spatula in there and slowly take out that first piece…..

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Slide it on the plate…….

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Introduce your fork to its decadence………

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And boom, the entire pie is gone. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

I really thought I was going to miss a regular pie crust. You have no idea how crazy I am for pie crust. But the toasted coconut crust really seals the deal here.

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It’s a huge reason why this pie feels so light and fresh. It’s integral to how good the whole package is and I’m glad I went with it. Heck, I’m pretty sure the next time I make a chocolate pie it’s getting a shredded coconut crust. Hmmm, might not be able to wait till next year for that one.

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But of course, you wouldn’t know unless you give it a try. I know you keep eyeing that gif with the fork sliding down, don’t lie. Here, want to see it again?

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I want to compare it to something, but this is a family friendly blog.

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But I’m telling you, once you get that first bite, you’ll be hooked.

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Trust me, I’m from an island in the Caribbean, I know my coconut.

 

Now, there’s an age old debate that is almost wrong to take sides in, but you kinda have to. I mean, if you’re at a party that has both options, you can’t take a slice of each without looking like a greedy jerk. And even if you go back to get the other one, you had to pick one to have first. So which side are you on… Cake or Pie? And no, unless you’re this guy on reddit, you can’t pick both.

pie cake
Most. Epic. Cake. Ever.

I’m curious, where do you stand? I was all about the cake for a long time. I don’t have anything against it and still love it, but pie can be wholesome, light, and fresh. All while being rich and decadent at the same time. You feel guilty if you have a second piece of cake. But not pie! You feel good when you eat pie. I could go on but I don’t want to sway your opinion.

So where does your allegiance lie? Team Cake… or Team Pie?