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This Salad Weighs a Crou-ton

This Salad Weighs a Crou-ton

3 Doors Down – Citizen Soldiers It happened again… I made a post with garlic bread and before I knew it, I started getting urges… I thought it would pass but after a few days my hands started shaking and I couldn’t control it… …You’re …Read More….

Hard Boiled Garlic Bread

Hard Boiled Garlic Bread

Like A Stone So we had spaghetti last night. One thing I love about spaghetti night is I get to make garlic bread. I freaking love me some garlic bread. With 2 different variations already on here, I figured why not help you put one to more …Read More….

A Pie of Ice and Fire

A Pie of Ice and Fire

bacon pie

Happy Game of Thrones Day!

What? Surprised? A food blog with no Easter recipe on Easter? The horror!

I figured, every other food blog you probably check out will be doing something for Easter, so why add to the pile? Against the stream, I say!

So while I celebrate Easter with my family, my blog will be here celebrating the premier of Game of Thrones’  third season which airs tonight on HBO. Sadly, I don’t have HBO right now but I’m still reading the book, so that counts, right? Which, thanks to the kindness of the Moon of my Life, I get to watch tonight! Woo hoo!! Game of Thrones viewing party at my house!

I got into the show a few months after the first season was over, but I’ve been absolutely hooked ever since. The story, the characters, the world—it’s easily one of my favorite shows to follow. If you’ve followed my blog and actually read what I write, you would have noticed a few head nods to Game of Thrones along with countless other nerdy things. I’ve been dying for a reason to dedicate a post to it and I know this is the perfect time.

You would probably think there’s not much correlation between food and Game of Thrones, but you’d be pleasantly surprised thanks to a blog and a cookbook.

Cookbooks… I used to love buying cookbooks. But it’s been a long time since I’ve had the urge to want to spend money on something that I could just find online. I’ll even admit when I saw there was an official Game of Thrones cookbook, there was a little part of me that wanted to check it out, but overall I wasn’t too excited about it. When I think of official cookbooks of movies or shows, I tend to imagine it being a bunch of random, uninspired “inspired” recipes named after certain things from whatever it was accompanying. So I didn’t even bother giving it a chance.

Then I stumbled onto The Inn at the Crossroads.

An official Game of Thrones food blog?! Heck yeah, I’ll check that out! What do I have to lose? I quickly noticed it was ran by the same authors of the official cookbook, so I became even more intrigued. While looking around I couldn’t help but be taken back by how well put together everything was. It wasn’t just Game of Thrones names and terminology slapped on bland recipes. Everything was something that was mentioned somewhere in the A Song of Ice and Fire series. It was all well researched, finely executed, and just downright awesome. Mostly every recipe even had two versions—the medieval version which is where all the research came in, and the more modern version which seemed to be the authors interpretations of how they read the described dishes in the books. It wasn’t until I checked out the food blog that I knew I wanted needed the cookbook.

If you’re a fan of Game of Thrones and a lover of food, check out A Feast of Ice and Fire the next time you’re in a bookstore. I’ve yet to pick up my copy but that will be remedied in the next few weeks. Done!

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Being able to get through some of the recipes and the awesome introduction by George R. R. Martin, It’s easy to see this is a great addition to my cookbook shelf. Not only am I wanting to make everything I read, but it actually feels like you’re reading recipes from the kitchens of Westeros. I’m going through this as if it were an actual book, so don’t be surprised if you see a review pop up here in a few weeks.

Now that I’ve introduced the source, let’s get onto business.

Really wanting to make something from The Inn at the Crossroads, I narrowed it down and figured out what I wanted to dip my hand in. But I wasn’t truly excited until I saw a picture of it. Gods be good, this thing looks amazing. Not only does it scream, “Look at me!” it’s also an amazing meal. The harmonic flavors of the beef and the vegetables, enhanced by the saltiness (and awesomeness) of the bacon lattice, all held together with a buttery, flaky crust… you’ll wish you could grab a blanket and sleep at the dinner table. It’s very medieval in its ingredients and presentation and I think it’s the perfect meal to ring in the new season of Game of Thrones.

This recipe is found in A Feast of Ice and Fire, by Chelsea and Sariann, but can also be found on Helen Browning’s Organic website.


Beef and Bacon Pie

2 tablespoons ~ Butter
                1 each ~ Onion, medium, diced
                1 each ~ Carrot, cut small
             1/2 cup ~ Peas, frozen
                1 each ~ Potato, large, cubed
    1 ½ pounds ~ Chuck Steak, cubed
2 tablespoons ~ All Purpose Flour
            3/4 cup ~ Beef Broth
    ½ teaspoon ~ Dried Rosemary
    ½ teaspoon ~ Dried Thyme
              to taste ~ Salt and Pepper

                                  At least 12 strips of Bacon


Prepared Pie Dough


Notes:

  • The recipe is for a 9 inch pie. As you could tell, I went the more personal route and made smaller, individual pies in soup crocks. If you can make this in a shoe, then by all means go nuts. It’s up to you and how you want to do it.
  • You can make your own pie crust or buy the already made stuff if making your own scares you for some reason.
  • The original recipe gave a choice of using Chuck Steak or Stew Meat as the beef. I would imagine if you wanted to use another similar alternative you could.
  • Don’t skimp on the bacon. I made the mistake of buying some cheap bacon and I paid for it in numerous ways. One way being it shrinking immensely when baking. If you’re going to do something like this, you want the presentation to be spot on, so get a nice thick cut bacon that won’t be a pain make into a lattice.
  • The lattice… If you’ve never made a lattice before, like me, then don’t fret. It’s extremely easy. I could show you a step by step process on how to do it with pictures and such, but why do that when you could watch this crazy helpful video on how to make a bacon lattice?

Ok, don’t let the pie psyche you out. This is actually fairly easy to make if you take it one step at a time. So let’s get on with it

First thing you want to get out of the way is the lattice. Unless of course you’re making your own pie crust, which in that case, you should do that at least 4 hours before you start making this pie. Why 4 hours? I dunno, maybe you should read the post I linked to for the pie crust. If you ask me, you should always have pie dough ready to go in your freezer. Life is safer that way.

  • Turn on the oven to 400 and get a sheet pan lined with aluminum foil. Just follow the instructions in the video I linked to in the notes and you’ll be fine. Make your lattice on the sheet pan so you could just pop it in the oven. I also added some cracked pepper to mine because for some reason it’s impossible for me to cook bacon without cracking some pepper on it.

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  • Put your amazing bacon lattice (by definition, all bacon lattices are amazing so don’t get cocky) in the oven for about 15-20 minutes. You’re looking for it to be done and crispy. When it’s done set it aside.

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  • Get a fairly big pan and heat up your butter. To it add the onions, potatoes, peas and carrots and cook it until the onions are cooked and translucent.

What I would do next is remove the vegetables from the pan and set them aside. You have a lot of veggies and a lot of meat so it would be easier to do them separate especially since you want a nice sear (which I didn’t get because I was a fool and didn’t do this).

  • So take your diced meat, season it with salt and pepper and give it a nice coat of flour. If the pan needs it, add some more butter and then toss the meat in until it’s nice and browned. When it’s browned, add the veggies back along with the remainder of the flour. Give it a good stir.
  • Next add the broth and seasonings, stir it and cook for about 10 minutes until a gravy forms. Once it forms taste it, adjust the seasonings, then set aside and let it cool. The way this tastes now is basically what the finished product will taste like, so make sure you’re happy with it. Don’t be afraid to add more herbs or more salt if you think it needs it (remember the rule of salt: you can always add but can never take away). If you feel crazy go ahead and add other spices or herbs if you have them and think they’ll work. It’s always good to stay true to the recipe, especially if it was intended to be a certain way. But if you feel like something is missing you have to fix it. 

I know you’re going to be tempted to just throw it in the pie shell right away, but I say patience. I added the meat to the pie before it was cooled down and it came out good, but the bottom of the crust was soggy and almost non existent. I’m not sure if this was from adding it while it was still hot, but I have a feeling it was. So let the meat and gravy cool down. Take a break if you have to. Pour yourself a horn full of Ale. Watch some Game of Thrones. Do something.

Oh, I know! You could roll the dough!

  • Get your pie dough out and roll it on a floured surface. I like it about a 1/4 of an inch thick because I like a nice crust. If you bought the ready made stuff then just ignore this incredibly fun step that you’ll miss out on because you were too scared to make your own.
  • Go ahead and put the dough in your dish. Let some hang over the edge because you’re going to be folding it over your bacon lattice.

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Speaking of which, hold it over your pie dish and just make sure it’s going to fit inside of it. If it’s completely covering or overlapping the edges, crumble it off and just throw it in the pie. Remember, it doesn’t have to be perfect. The edges will be covered by the pie crust.

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  • After the stew (which is basically what it is) has cooled, take a pair of tongs and put the meat and veggies in the empty pie shell.

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If you have a lot of gravy, don’t go crazy and drown the meat and veggies in the pie. The recipe should give you a perfect amount of gravy to where it’s a nice coat, but just in case you put more broth, be careful with how much goes in the pie. 

  • Place the bacon lattice on top of the meat and veggies and then check how much of the pie crust is needed. Cut off the excess and fold or crinkle the pie crust over the edge of the lattice. When done, it should look something like this.

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  • Put it in the 400° oven for 40 minutes. If the edges of the pie start getting too brown before the 40 minutes, just take some foil and wrap it around the edges.

 

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When the 40 minutes are up, I hope you’re ready to feast because it will be freaking on.

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I hope you enjoy it if you decide to make it. I know it sounds like a lot of work but it’s easy stuff and it all pays off in the end.

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And here’s to the premier of season 3 starting tonight!! Try and remember I don’t have HBO right now so let’s keep the spoilers at a minimum until I can catch up. Be sure to Circle me on my non-blog Google+ page so we can talk about the episodes!

I hope everyone’s Easter is a blessed one! Enjoy!

A Toast to Spring

A Toast to Spring

Alright, let me make this clear and get it out in the open before anything gets misconstrued. I’m no smoothie maker. I was never really big on the smoothie scene. I don’t have a huge, $300 blender that has its own infomercial. I’m just a …Read More….

Not Commander Shepard’s Pi

Not Commander Shepard’s Pi

Happy Pi Day! Hey, I still have a half hour before the day is officially over, give me a break! That’s what I get for not planning ahead. Anyway, I’d love to post about a sweet pie instead of a savory one, like I did …Read More….

What’s Taters, Precious?!

What’s Taters, Precious?!

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“What’s Taters, eh?”

“PO-TAY-TOES! Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew…”

Haha. Sorry… Whenever I see the word “taters” I always hear poor, little Smeagol asking what they are.

I love me some mashed potatoes. And there are close to a bajillion ways to make them. Not talking proper vs improper, I’m talking all the different things you can put in them to make them different.

These today are your basic garlic variety. Nothing really fancy about them but you don’t really need anything else.

Unless you have bacon. You always need bacon.


Garlic Mashed Potatoes:

          6-8 each ~ Russet Potatoes, diced large
2 tablespoons ~ Butter
              ¾ cup ~ Heavy Cream
      1 teaspoon ~ Salt
    ¾ teaspoon ~ Pepper
      1 teaspoon ~ Garlic Powder
      1 teaspoon ~ Thyme


Notes:

  • I usually peel the skin off the potatoes when I do mashed. Sometimes I go rustic and leave them on, which mostly just saves me some time. It doesn’t really matter though when it boils down to it. (haha, get it?!)
  • When cutting the potatoes, try to cut them uniform in size. That way, when you’re cooking them, they’ll all be ready at the same time as opposed to smaller cuts being ready before bigger cuts.
  • Speaking of smaller vs. larger, I said to cut them on the bigger side. If you cut them too small then everything will be cooked to high hell and you’ll lose the few nutrients that you would’ve had otherwise. But, on the flip side, if you cut them too big, the outside will be overcooked and the inside will be undercooked. So I guess what I’m saying is cut them big, but not too big.
  • Hey, don’t get mad at me! I don’t know how big your potatoes are! Send me a picture of your potatoes before you dice them and I’ll tell you how big they need to be cut. There! Happy?!
  • I’m telling you to use heavy cream even though I don’t usually have heavy cream and just use milk. So I guess what I’m telling you here is you can use milk if you need to, but try and go with heavy cream.

POTATO MASH!

  • Peel your potatoes, dice them and put them in a pot filled with cold water. Set them on the burner and bring them to a boil.

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I know, I know… But why cold water? Why not just have boiling water ready and toss them in there? Why, Los… WHY?!

Well, I’m glad you asked!

If you throw them in boiling hot water they’ll immediately begin their cooking process. Your common sense may tell you there’s nothing wrong with that, but a potato is pretty dense. So by the time they’ve been in there long enough for the center of the potato to be done, the outside will already be breaking down from being exposed to the hot water for so long. But, if you start them off in cold water first, the potatoes will begin to cook at the same pace the water is beginning to boil. Everything cooks evenly and everyone is happy.

Am I making sense again? I hope so!

  • Once the water comes to a boil, let the potatoes cook for about 10-15 minutes. When you can stick a fork or a knife easily into one of the larger potato chunks you can find and have it easily slip right off, then they’re done. Turn off the burner.
  • Dump them in a strainer and shake off the water that’s still on them. Then go ahead and dump them back in the same pot they were just boiled in.
  • What I like to do is put the pot back on the burner then cover it almost completely with a towel. The residual heat that is still on the burner will help steam the potatoes and get rid of the moisture that is still lingering around. Let them steam for about 5 minutes.
  • In those 5 minutes, don’t twiddle your thumbs. Go ahead and take the heavy cream (or milk) and put it to heat up in a pot. You don’t want it boiling, just steaming.

Why go through the trouble? Well, the potatoes are in a cooling down phase right now. If you add a cold, thick liquid like heavy cream, your taters will get cold almost instantly, and you don’t want to work with cold taters.

  • Oh and while you’re at it, put the butter on the back of the stove where it’s nice and warm so it can get a little softened.

I’m telling you to take the butter out now because I know if I told you to take it out earlier you would not have listened to me. You never do. No one cares about letting their butter come to room temperature. You know, if I had a nickel for every time… Ugh, I digress…

Ok, potatoes are steamed and the cream is steaming.

  • Take the butter that should be semi-room temperature by now, add it to the potatoes and incorporate it before you do anything else.

Doing this will coat the starch in the pots with fat so it won’t absorb the liquid. Fat coated starches that don’t absorb liquid will help your battle against gluey mashed pots. Ha! The things you never thought you’d say.

(That tip was brought to you by Cooks Illustrated, via Bridget at The Way The Cookie Crumbles)

  • Alright, pour in half the cream and stir it in. Take a look at the consistency and add as much more cream as you think you need. I say do it this way because sometimes I add ¾ of a cup and it’s not enough, other times it’s too much. Depends on how many potatoes you used and how big they were. So this step is up to you. Don’t eff it up.

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No pressure.

  • Now that everything is all creamy and looking like mashed potatoes, add all your spices and seasonings and give it a good stir. Taste it, and add more of what you’d like. Taste it again, and be happy because you just made mashed potatoes.

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Hope you enjoyed. Remember, this is just a basic mashed potato recipe. I plan on doing another post soon with different varieties of mashed taters that I enjoy, so stay tuned! 

Creamed KoRn

Creamed KoRn

I’m not going to lie to you. I never made creamed corn before I started making shepherd’s pie. I never had any ambition to make it. I never had it growing up. My grandmother used to make a thousand things but never once do I …Read More….

The Soup That Shall Be Named

The Soup That Shall Be Named

So spring is right around the corner. Just a few short weeks until winter is behind us and I don’t have to worry about things like polar bears or the wife slipping on ice. It’ll be sad to see the season go, but with spring …Read More….

Brownie Points

Brownie Points

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Alright, before you get all googly eyed and start to develop a puddle of drool on your keyboard, let it be known that I do not like these brownies.

When I walked into the kitchen to make them, I had a very different end product in my mind. It consisted of these brownies, topped with salt and a white chocolate butter cream frosting with all sorts of pizzazz on top of them. It was going to be the post that launched me into food blogger stardom! I was going to rule the world!!

[strokes cat, clash of thunder]

But the butter cream failed to turn the color I wanted it to turn, because Heaven forbid the red food coloring I bought for this very purpose actually turned the cream red and not hot freaking pink. This was supposed to be my Valentine’s Day post! I wanted red frosting on my brownies, not hot pink! The butter cream was a flop and it was pretty much downhill from there. I forgot to sprinkle the salt, the rest of the ingredients (which shall remain nameless) sit here unused because of the lack of frosting to stick to. By the time the brownies came out of the oven, I was already over them. As if they asked me to the prom and an hour later I caught them under the bleachers with my bff.

Not right brownies.

Oh, and on top of that, they sit there and mock my sweet tooth! I take pride in my taste for sweet treats. I’ve always said I’m a dessert guy and would be the one to look at the dessert menu at a restaurant before the dinner menu. But these damn brownies and their overflowing goop of caramel that oozes out just by looking at it hard enough made me question myself. They make me feel like I’m one of you normal people when it comes to sweets. I don’t know if it was the time it took to make them that made me weak or that they really are just that sweet. All I know is that I made them so they’re going on the blog.

Don’t get it twisted. If you’re a chocolate and caramel fanatic then these are for you. I thought I loved caramel. But it’s yet another kick to the groin these little demons are giving me while I’m already down.

Brownies from Hell:       (slightly adapted from here)

 

Brownie:

       
        2 sticks ~ Butter

               8 oz ~ Semi-Sweet Chocolate Baking Squares, chopped
         1/4 cup ~ Cocoa Powder
      1 1/4 cup ~ Sugar
           4 each ~ Eggs
1 tablespoon ~ Vanilla Extract
      1 1/4 cup ~ Flour
1/2 teaspoon ~ Salt


Caramel Filling:

         
            1 each ~ 14 oz Bag of Caramel Squares

          1/3 cup ~ Heavy Cream


Notes:

  • These brownies will ruin your life.
  • You’re going to need a 9 x 13 pan for this.
  • If you have chocolate chips but don’t have chocolate baking squares, I’m not going to cry about it.
  • If you’ve never bought caramel squares before, they’re in the grocery store, either in the same section as the chocolate chips, or in the candy aisle.

Ok, enough with the chit chat. Let’s make some cavities:

  • Turn your oven on to 350 and line your pan with either parchment or aluminum foil. I’m more of a parchment kinda guy when it comes to baking but since I’m all out I used foil. Take some butter and get a nice coating on the foil. Heck, to be safe go ahead and spray it with cooking spray too. You’ll understand when this monster comes out of your oven.

Now, when it comes to melting chocolate, depending on what I’m making or what it’s for, I’ll either use the microwave or set up a double boiler. I always like using a double boiler because I can control the melting better. I can stir and see exactly how the process is going rather than just wondering how it’s going from the outside of the microwave. To do a double boiler, just get yourself a sauce pan with about 2 inches of water and set it to boil. Then take a bowl, I use glass, and put your chocolate and whatever else you’re melting inside of it, and put the bowl on top of the sauce pan. You want the bottom of the bowl to fit just inside the rim of the pan, and you do not want to water to be touching the bowl. We’re using the indirect heat from the steam to melt the chocolate, not the water. The steam will melt it at a steady enough pace and once it’s done you just take the bowl off and you don’t have to worry about burning or overheating.

But if you’re straight up melting chocolate and nothing else, you’ll want to be careful with water. One drop of water while melting your chocolate can ruin your entire week. If you want more info on that, check this page out since it’s not something we have to worry about right now.

If all of this sounds like too much, you can be lazy and put the chocolate and everything else in a microwave safe bowl and nuke it for 30 second intervals until it’s melted. It’s up to you.

  • Whichever way you go, put the chopped chocolate, butter and cocoa powder in a bowl and melt it until it’s smooth. Take it off the heat and let it cool for a few minutes until you can touch it and it doesn’t feel hot. Warm is ok. We’re going to add eggs to this, and I don’t think you want chocolate scrambled eggs.

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  • Once it’s cooled down, whisk in the sugar, the eggs one at a time, and the vanilla extract. When that’s all incorporated, stir in the flour and the salt but slowly.

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Not because it’s flour and you can make a mess. I really don’t care if you make a mess or not, I’m not going to clean it up. No, stir slowly because you don’t want to over mix it. This is the reason why you always make brownies by hand and never with a stand or hand mixer. If you over mix the flour, you’ll create gluten. And gluten is not something you want in your brownies. They’ll come out cake-like and will be dry and flat as oppose to crumbly and soft.

  • When you stir in the flour, do it slowly, and stop stirring as soon as you see all of the flour incorporated.

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  • Pour half, yes, half of the brownie batter into the prepared pan. Smooth it out, do whatever you have to do. It’ll look like it’s too thin of a layer, and you’ll question yourself up and down, but trust me, it’s fine. Just make sure it’s evenly spread out. Put it in the oven for 15 minutes.

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While that’s baking, let’s work on the bane of my existence: the caramel filling.

  • Unwrap every single one of the tiny caramel squares. The annoyingly tedious, seemingly never ending, caramel squares.

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  • Put them into a sauce pan with the heavy cream and put them on medium heat. Stir occasionally until you have a nice smooth caramel sauce.

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If my wife wasn’t pregnant, I totally would’ve spiced this up with some Baileys Irish Cream. I don’t drink, but I know a few things. And one of those things is how happy-happy Baileys gets with caramel. Boy, oh boy…

Judging by how long it takes you to unwrap those hellish little squares, by the time the caramel sauce is done the brownie is probably out of the oven and cooled by now.

  • Whatever the case, let it cool for 20 minutes or so when it does come out.

Once the brownie and sauce are ready, commence the sensual bonding and getting-it-on music…

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Something I forgot to do in all of my excitement at this point, was to salt the caramel. So if you dig salted caramel, go for it. A little sprinkling with a sea salt should do the trick.

  • Once the caramel is poured on the brownie, take the other half of the batter and slowly and carefully pour it on the caramel. The batter got a little stiff on me after sitting there for so long, so I put it in the microwave for 10 seconds and it was fine.

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  • Do the same you did for the first layer. Once it’s all in the pan, just spread it out until everything is evenly covered. It might be a little more difficult with the caramel there, but if you poured it around enough, it should be easy to just push a little around to the open areas. Again, it’s going to feel like you don’t have enough, but if you were good at splitting the batter in half, then you have nothing to worry about.
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Leo and Mikey approve.
  •  Bake for another 15 minutes.
  • When it’s done, let it cool completely before you cut it.

You can take it out of the pan using the foil, and just put it on a cooling rack, foil and all, till it cools. But just don’t cut it for at least an hour or two. Why? You just baked caramel sauce at 350°. You might as well have lava in that brownie.

When it’s ready, cut it up and watch it bleed like the heathen it is.

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While writing this, I kept thinking on how I was taken aback by the river of caramel that flows in your mouth with each bite. I thought of how I can enjoy these after making them. And it hit me: Put one in a bowl, microwave for like 30 seconds and then plop a couple of scoops of ice cream on there with some chopped nuts…. I think I’d be able to handle that quite well.