Happy 14th birthday to my oldest! He brings to life every single meme you ever read or hear about teenagers. And every single day we learn something new about his kind. Will we be able to learn so much that we can adapt to his ways and be able to keep him happy? Signs point to "hell no" fairly quickly. But we sure are going to try. Hopefully one day he sees how much he's loved and how much he means to us. No, no apologies will be expected, but you could bet your ass there's going to be no shortage of i told you so's. Happy birthday, kid.
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